When God gave birth to life,

one rib he had to sacrifice

to create the evil wife,

impatient longing for a bite

all gods warnings in despite

after history's first matrimonial fight

While nobody ever doubted that story,

It seems to be the greatest mistake in human history

Not questioning whether it was gods greatest idea

Science and bibles don't seem to agree,

Because even your most fantastic lover

Is nothing more than a degenerated leftover

Of the female building plan,

No wonder boys can't understand them

X leaving the Y far behind,

Differences not hard to find,

Crazy hormones are the key,

To a lot of life's misery

It's not what you see

That makes the real me

Cause if you have the money

And certainly with a little plastic surgery,

Nothing is what it looks like anymore

So when some people are making list about how to score

What you ought to see,

Is nothing until proven guilty