What is spam?

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Spam is a meat

It's a mighty neat meat

It's a really sweet treat

You get fat when you eat

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Spam

Is a ham

That comes crammed

In a can

And is mixed

With the mashed

And minced meat

Of a man

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Spam is the brother

(I'm a lover)

Of corned beef

That I mangle

In my teeth

With a tantalized relief

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The meat

Meets the heat

As the spam

Hits my pan

Fizzle fryin'

Grease is flyin'

Beef's the chief!

I'm the man!