A/N- Quite a while ago, we read a poem in this style at school and had to write our own version. It is rather silly and definetly not my best, but please read it anyway, you just might find it amusing.

Guess what I’ve found?
Carrot sticks.
Yes carrot sticks.
In the teapot spout.
I know it was you,
I saw you standing with the cosy
in your hand.

So what if I don’t want to
see in the dark?

DON’T YOU PLAY CLEVER WITH ME!
And before!
I took my mug off the tree
and voila!
A lump of kidney
lying in wait.
Horrible. Just horrible.

It looked and tasted like slime.
That was horrible.

DON’T YOU ARGUE WITH ME!
It’s full of nutrients
you silly girl.
Just like grapefruit.
I found five segments in my jewellery box this morning.
Ruined my best earrings you did.
You think you’re clever,
don’t you?
But I know about the pickled eggs
hidden in the cistern.

Floating like little ducks,
felt like rubber too.

DON’T YOU PULL FACES AT ME!
You should thank me, you know.
I try to keep you healthy,
give you veggies,
give you food.

If you call it food.

DON’T YOU TALK BACK AT ME!