Jack, the Beanstalk

Jack and his mother lived on a small plantation in a town called Grenadia.

Jack and to look after himself seeing that his mother was a drunk and was always going on about how much rats like cheese or something.

Jack had a reasonable amount of money but not so much that he was rich. Jack was a very fat, greedy boy.

He had no manners and was totally crazy.

One day he went out to buy something for his enjoyment.

Then a man came up to him and said

"Would a nice young man like yourself like some jelly beans?"

Jack bought them anddecided he would wait till he got home to eat them so that he could brag to the little kid next door.

So when he got home he gobbled them down outside while talking to the little boy who was crying because Jack wouldn't share.

SuddenlyJack grew into a giant beanstalk!

The little boy ran away crying to tell his mother what Jack had done.

A few hours later a boy came by.

This boy happened to be Jacks worst enemy.

His name was Harry Hilberto.

Now Harry was so dumb that he chopped down poor Jack and cut him into logs because to him he looked like a tree.

Then Harry sold poor jack by the dollar.

Well, Jack died.

THE END

P.S. There is no such thing as giants so forget about the original story! This one is way better!!!