An Explanation of Strange Sayings- Part 2

As Promised, here are some more sayings from me and my friends. By the way, I really enjoy hearing everyone else’s weird sayings too, so feel free to include them with a review so I can laugh in your general direction (dumbface, haha). Today we will be showcasing my own sayings exclusively.

“That’s bullshit with a capital shit!”- a more intense form of “bullshit”. Created by myself. Circa 2006

“Exfoliate, bitch!”- I don’t know exactly how to use this… just a general insult, but it was originally directed at someone with rough skin, though I don’t recall who. Created by myself. Circa 2006

“I’m not controlling. Just follow my instructions and we’ll get along fine.” –often I come across as controlling because I can be impatient with indecisive people, though I’m just trying to hurry along the decision making and get to the thing we’re going to do. Yeah, gotta laugh at myself, right? Created by myself. Circa 2006.

“Let’s go to the bar… oh wait, you can’t”- my friends aren’t all 18 yet, hehe, so I rub it in. I’m so cruel. Created by myself. Circa 2006.

Only four today because I have a few less sayings than my friends. I’m sure I’ll remember another one in a few days. Thanks for reading!