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The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection
Author: djsaxon2  PM
A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 08-21-06 - Published: 08-13-06 - id: 2229608
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Oh Pretty Cactus
Oh pretty cactus on my window sill,
You are so prickly and quite green also,
And you tell me who and what to kill,
Like that time i took a chainsaw to Gonzo
And maybe he is just a muppet,
But i found the guy's whole hand in there afterwards,
And it's your fault anyway for telling me to massacre puppets,
All of you cacti are total bastards,
Yet i guess you are kind of cool really,
I don't have to water you which is quite nice,
Because i'm pretty forgetful and very lazy,
And you retail for quite a reasonable price,
So i think i will keep you after all,
Mainly because you would put holes in my bin,
And then all my rubbish would fall out of the hole,
And i don't think i would like that very much.
©Saxon Drury Godden, 06.
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