You’re perplexing my election

With a balero round your erection

Whilst in Montenegro

Licking our solero.

You intrigue me vastly

With your vegetable pasty

Whilst surfing the canals of Cheshire.

I know that this, fails to rhyme

But hey hey, I’m off to drink wine

With my cat who is sitting, on the washing line.

I’m back from the garden

With my partner Binlarden

Who I’ve recently divorced

To marry my pet horse

So I can dance in the street

With a bong at my feet.

Throwing leaves from big green trees

As I shake the hairs on my knobbly knees.

I like purple, red and orange too

But as I say this my nose doth grew.

I spit on weed, smoke it too

But not right now as I am on the loo.

In my house I get an eviction

Due to reading lots of saucy fan fiction.

Pigeons eating loads of shit

Smokers smoking not wanting to quit

I love you a little

I love you a bit

So come over here you great big tit.

Porn sites, numbers unknown

I talk to them on the telephone

It turns Steph on to hear their screams

She thinks about them in her dreams.

Steph thinks I smell really rank

But she is fucking my dad Frank.

You make me laugh and tickle my fancy

Your also going out with my great aunt Nancy.

I do many things with my big stick

It mostly simulates Seto Kaiba’s dick.