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Author: Vandagirl
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 4 - Published: 08-17-06 - Updated: 08-17-06 - id:2231945

This is what happens when you put one of my poems through a Simplified Chinese Translator and then translate it back into English. Here’s the original poem... to help you understand the Chinese one better.


Internal Dilemma

Crying to help heal the pain
Sorrow my soul cannot contain
Dilemma splits my head in two
What’s a girl supposed to do?

Knowing that my love for you
Is forbidden and can never be true
Why does this curse come back to me?
I’d always thought we were meant to be

But I’ve loved you more than anyone can
More than I’ve loved any other man
So it would be a sin to let you go
It would be a sin, that I should know

You’re the best friend I have ever had
Letting go of you would make me sad
Our friendship is intertwined with how I feel
From leaving, I don’t think I can heal

It keeps hurting if with you I stay
But it’ll hurt us both if I walk away
Even if you never change your mind
Another man like you I’ll never find

Trying to help hide the pain
Dilemma my soul cannot contain
Now my head has split in two
What am I supposed to do?


Brace yourself...


Internal Difficult Position

What is the help sob cicatrisation
Pain sorrowful I the soul not not impossibly
In two to contain the difficult position to split my
Head is the girl should do?

Why and knows me possibly never
Is real makes this to
Your love prohibition to curse to me?
I can always think we are considered are

But I compare anybody to compare me to like
Other human of attires being more than in the pot to love you
Therefore its sin asks you to leave
Its sin I should know

How you are I have let
You be able to make me to be sad we
The friendship interlocks with best friend me from
To leave the feeling, I did not think I may heal

It continues to injure, if stays with you in together me
But it will injure our two, if I will get out of the way
Even if you will never change the idea
Another person, if I will not be able to find you

Tried to help to hide my soul
Not impossible present to contain my head
Painful difficult position is my supposition
Does in binary fission what?


Try putting your poems through an online translator. But don’t put them on fictionpress. Why? Because it was MY idea! Bye!

Vandagirl

Ps. I liked the binary fission part best, how about you? Tell me in a review!



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