I got the idea for this a really long time ago (well, like half a year) but finally decided to write it. This is chalk full of inside jokes, but I’ll try to make it understandable to others who aren’t in on the joke (everyone except Heather). Also, I was too lazy to change the names, so Heather, Rachael, Rick, Klayton, and I will have to deal with it.

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The sixteen year old girl ran as fast as she could from that horrible stupid hospital, tightening her grip on the small bundle she carried. Noises suddenly escaped from the object wrapped in blankets as the women attempted to sooth it.

Alyssa knew it wasn’t completely her child’s fault for crying, after all, he had no idea why they were running, but she wished he would just shut up! After all, they wouldn’t be in this mess at all if he had resisted from setting that doctor on fire!

But that wasn’t completely his fault either, for this was no ordinary baby, she knew, it was a demon baby, and he didn’t know how what he did was wrong, well, Alyssa hoped not.

Well, if all else was in a horrible condition, at least Alyssa knew that possible daddy’s 1,2 3,7, and 9 were no longer possible daddy’s, for they were human, and Alyssa didn’t have any demon blood in her, so it couldn’t possibly be them.

Finally, Alyssa made it to her destination. Without even knocking, the women threw herself into the small white house and shouted for her friend, knowing full well that said friend was the only one home.

“You had the baby! Aw, He’s so cute! But you really should be at the hospital, and why is he nude?” Heather asked as she smiled and made stupid faces at the newborn child. Alyssa sighed at this ignorance, true, there was no way for Heather to ever know, but it still bothered her, this whole night bothered her.

“Because little Klayton here decided to set his doctor on fire and they want to take him from me! They say he’s dangerous, they want to kill him!” The new mom panicked, she understood her child was dangerous, but that was only until he was trained, but these people didn’t understand at all.

After all, it wasn’t common for a human to acknowledge demons. Basically, the only way a human can knowingly come across a demon was in the demon world, were only a few selected humans were proven loyal enough to enter. Heather and Alyssa were two of these people, so they knew very well that Klayton was just being a normal demon baby. Again, Alyssa scolded and cussed at herself, she knew it was a smart idea to give birth in the demon world, she knew she should have been ready, but she wasn’t, and so she had to give birth at a human hospital with doctors that were ignorant to demon ways.

“No! Those retards, do they know nothing? I’m not letting them kill my god child, what are we going to do?” Heather joined in on this panic, ever since Alyssa made her the god mother, she wanted to protect this baby from a world such as this, and further more, from her retarded mother, though that last part was only but a joke she sometimes told.

“I’m taking him to the demon world, we have to, otherwise he’s dead! I’m going through the portal in Brittland, I like were that one leads to.” The new mother explained as her friend sighed, but did not bother to again correct the girl on the fact that it was actually “Britain”

“Then I’m going too. Call up Rachael or she’ll get angry that we left without her, I’ll call Stevie and then we’ll figure out a way to get Rick to come.” The burnet girl planned further, thinking about anyone else who really needed to come. Though Alyssa knew all these people well, it took some time for her to remember just who they were at a time such as this.

“Wait, lets go to my house, I need to get some clothes on him and I want to pack the stuff I got from the baby shower.” When Alyssa said her house, she literally meant, her house. Since both her parents were dead, she had gotten an apartment and lived alone, fooling the government with a fake signature on all her bills. She didn’t want any adopted parents telling her what she could or couldn’t do, though maybe if she did, she wouldn’t have had Klayton, now would she?

Heather agreed and wrapped the newborn child in another blanket, hoping nobody would notice them on the way to the small apartment. All three jumped into Heather’s beat up car, needless to say, this was a poor neighborhood.

Heather walked back into Alyssa’s room to see all bags packed and the girl cradling her child. A look on Heather’s face brought dread to the otherwise happy moment of finally going to the U.K., something both girls had dreamed about for some time.

“Rachael says she’ll defiantly come, and after blackmailing Rick he agreed too after saying something like ‘great, now I’m stuck with that little idiot’, but” Heather lead off. It was true, Rick, Alyssa’s therapist who’s life she enjoyed ruining because she didn’t believe she needed one (though at that moment her mind was beginning to change) hated her guts and let her know it, but Alyssa still managed to bring him along everywhere, for though she loved making his life a living nightmare, it was more in the brother and sister way.

“But what?” The new mom asked as she tried silencing her demonic child, who had just woken up and was making quite a fuss about it. Heather filled with desire before finally answering with a sigh.

“Stevie won’t come. He says he has something going for him here and he basically doesn’t care if you had a kid and want me to go to some stupid trip with you. I explained that Klayton’s life was on the line, all he could say was that that was a stupid name.” the girl looked to the ground as she said this, she made the same face she always did when her boyfriend did something like this, which was very often.

Stevie was always crushing his girlfriend’s heart, putting her down and never doing anything with her unless he also thought it would be fun. Alyssa had tried to break the two up many times, telling Heather she deserved more, but the girl stayed despite of this, to afraid of being alone again.

“If you really want him there, I’ll make sure he’s there. I’m going to go to Wal Mart anyway to get some more stuff, you watch Klayton, I don’t want to risk taking him and him getting taken away. Don’t let anyone in your house, no one, as long as you have the baby.” And with that, the young mother was gone, up to God only knew what.

Ok, so that chapter sucked, flame if you please, and no, I am not really a slut with a kid, not that anyone in this position is, though people seem to think they are, I actually don’t believe in premarital sex, but nonetheless Klayton was made up as an inside joke, and so was Rick, I don’t really have a therapist. Nope. Though I probably seem like I need one! Also, I live in a pretty good nieghborehood, except for some retards I will not mention, though i probably will mock in either this story or others. being an author rocks!