A brain with glasses is walking down the street while reading a book “My name is Guy N. Head. I don’t know what the N is for, never did. I suppose it’s my middle name, but I don’t know that either. I am a brain, the last one of my kind.” Walking up steps to a building, “Fanangol Public Library” ”I am searching for a body. I don’t know what that is either, but something in me is telling me to find one. That if I find one all of my questions will be answered.”

Surrounded by mountains of books. “I have been going to all the libraries in Fanangol, but I still haven’t found a book that describes a body! Quantum Physics is child’s play and I have disproved the Theory of Relativity, but I don’t know what a body is!” Shoves away books. Maybe I should read Don Quixote again; the Chinese version was pretty good. And a light read should calm me a little He gets up to find the book in question. Something falls on him.

“Waaaah!!”

“Whoa, wassat?”

“I’m not a “that!” Geroff!”

“Geroff? My name is Giggles Bottom. Mr. Giggles .”

“NO, get off of me!”

“Huh?” Guy pushes Giggles Bottom off. “Hey you’re not a seat!”

“I know. I’m a brain.” Brushes himself off. “My name is Guy .”

“There’s a guy in my head?”

“Ugh.” Guy N. Head notices a lot of books surrounding them. “Are these yours?”

“Yeah, I’m looking for a foot book?”

“Shouldn’t you know what you’re looking for?”

“I lost my foot.”

“HUH?!”

“Have you seen a foot?”

“Sorry, I don’t know what that is, why do you need one?”

“I don’t know.” A flashback of MGB’s experience at the store shows. ”I went to buy some cake, but the old lady said I needed shoes to come in her store, I asked her what they were and she said they go on your feet. I asked her what feet was but she just said “Feet you know, like your foot?” and kicked me out.” He starts crying. “It was horrible, I didn’t get to try any cake, or brownies, or cookies, or ice cream, or doughnuts, Danishes, cinnamon rolls…” MGB starts drooling while naming every dessert known to mankind, Guy starts thinking.

He needs a foot, and I need a body. I’m pretty sure they have something to do with each other. Lightbulb flashes. I know!

“Hey Giggles Bottom, you want to travel with me?”

Giggles snaps out of sugar paradise. “Huh?”

“You’re looking for a foot, I need a body. We can look together.”

Then again, he is pretty weird.

“Will there, be cake?”

“Uh, sure.”

“I’m in! Wait for me cake!”

They both leave library, the librarian in the back looks pissed.

The Adventures of Mr. Giggles Bottom and Guy N. Head Begin!