Did You Know?

Did you know that I love Johnny Depp?

Did you know that I always trip over steps?

Did you know I’m obsessed with anything pink?

Did you know Vanilla Coke’s my favourite drink?

Did you know that my room is a really big mess?

Did you know I’m obsessed with my brand new pink dress?

Did you know that I secretly love AFL?

Did you know I think double maths is absolute hell?

Did you know that you break my heart day after day?

Did you know that I’m gradually wasting away?

Did you know you’re the reason I straighten my hair?

Of course not- the truth is, you really don’t care.