A/N: This is a COMPLETELY random story me and a few of my friends wrote last year. It’s a little odd but hope you all enjoy it! Oh and, it all started with the pandas…Let's go!

Lizzie: What’s up with all the Pandas?

Emily: I know

Liz: You do? looks confused

Emily: You’re hopeless

Lizzie: What?

Emily: -grabs shoulders and shakes- What the hell is wrong with you?!

Lizzie:OO..........................................................................
Lizzie:OO(still)....................................................
Lizzie:OO(going)................................
Lizzie:OO(and going)....................
Lizzie: OO (and going).......

Emily: Stop it!

Lizzie:-Blinks-

Emily: -sigh- Why the hell do I even bother?

Lizzie: ..................................O -Emily: don't even think about it!

Lizzie: What?

Emily: I give

Lizzie: (who still happens to be in the room) Well, that was fun ;)

Emily:-suddenly appears in room- You were pretending?! snarls before lunging at her

Lizzie: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!-runs away, while having random objects thrown at her head-

Emily: Oh look a cliff!

Lizzie: Where?!

Emily: Got You! Mwahahahaha!!!!

Lizzie: Gah!

Emily and Lizzie:-all off cliff-

Emily: What?! I was only pretending!!!

THE END.....................................
OR IS IT!

MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!cough, cough
AHAHAHAcoughHAHAHAAAcough

Emily: Damn cold!

Liz: You realize they can see this can't you?

Emily: Oops

Liz:-drags Emily away from keyboard-

Liz: Emily, it's time to stop now.

Emily: No! Never!

Liz:-knocks out Emily- Bye people!

Emily:-temporarily wakes up- BYE!!-Falls unconscious again-

Now I think you know how weird this is…or will it be worse find out in the next part!!!! Hahahahahhahahaa MWAAAAAAAHHH. I'm hungry what's there to eat?

Julia: OH! MY! GOD!

Mary: What?!

Julia: Do ya see that!!?? It's BARNEY!!!!

Mary: Please don't tell me you still like Barney!!

Julia: You kidding me!? I LOVE Barney!? Who doesn't... -looks at nothing trying to figure it out...-

Mary: Okay, this is getting stupid!

Julia: Let's go talk to him!! Runs to Barney screaming I LOVE YOU!

Mary:finds a rock and thinks - can't let her get to him. My reputation! it'll be over-…aims and...Throws

The rock finds it's way to Julia and SMASH!! There goes Julia flying away from Barney!

Julia: NOOOOO!!! Have to get to him…falls dead or is she?!!

Meanwhile…

Mary: YES! Got her!!! starts to laugh…MUAHAHAHAWAWAAAAA She's dead I say, DEAD!!!! HAHAHAHUHUHUMUWAAAAAAAAAA

Barney stares at the scene...

Barney: Wow! Good think that girl didn't get to me!! Uff ....I'm hungry…this purple suit is starting to stick to my ass!! God I need a cigarette! I wonder...

Barney dude starts to smoke in the Barney suit...ohoh! It falls and OH!MY!GOD! FIRE!!

Now Mary and others see Barney running aanndd POW! He hits a stop sign...

Finish the story! Will Barney dude die…or worse...BURN???... Is Julia dead or will she come after Mary...Mwaahahahaha Cough

EMILY'S ENDING PART 1:
Emily: That hurt!!

Liz: Well we DID fall of a cliff idiot!

Emily: Oh.......HEY LOOK BARNEY IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Liz: Is that Julia?

Emily: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! DIE BARNEY DIE!!! -suddenly gets grabbed by a huge pig with wings-

Liz: Emily, really stop fooling around I think Julia has a concussion!

Emily: -currently in the midst of an epic......POKING CONTEST!!!!!!- HAHAHAH! OW!!!POKE, POKE

Liz:-shouts at Emily- ESTAS UNA LOCA CHICA!!!!(Translation: YOU ARE A CRAZY GIRL!)

Emily: -pokes pig in the head- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: What happened?!

Emily: IT'S WEARING........................A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: And your point is...? Emily? Oh, now where did she go!?-Gets grabbed by pig and flown away -HELP!!!

Will Lizzie be imprisoned by the evil Pig-In-A-Wig Pig? And where did Emily vanish to? Will they be able to return in time to help Julia or is it too late? What about Barney? Will Mary meet her end?

Now it's time for Lizzie's ending to the insane randomness!

Lizzie: Emily, you do know flying pig-in-a-wig's one weakness right!

Emily: Of course! A meat grinder!

Lizzie: O.O -watches as Emily gets a meat grinder and runs at the pig-in-a-wig only to get flattened like a waffle (not a pancake)-

Emily: Ow....

Lizzie: You idiot! It's not a meat grinder; it's ...

Random Announcer Guy: Can you guess what the pig-in-a-wig's one true weakness is? If you guess correctly you win this faboulous - stops announcing because Lizzie's hitting him with a brick-

Lizzie: Shut up you! Can't you see I'm speaking here? I. Don't. Like. Being. Interrupted!!!! Now, where was I, oh yes. Pig-in-a-wig's one true weakness is...dun-dun-dun.

Will Lizzie ever reveal pig-in-a-wig's weakness? Will random announcer guy ever recover from the brick bashing? And what the hell happened to Emily, Julia and Mary? Tune in next time to find out!

Lizzie: The evil pig-in-a-wig's one true weakness is...a weird, funny, very cute, random guy that just happens to be named Kris Dupuis!

Emily: O.O ...Figures

Lizzie: Shut yer face!-smashes Emily with a fuzzy panda-

Emily: Ooooh! Fuzzy!

Julia: randomly wanders in and sees something shiny on the other side of the room Oooh shiny wanders off

Lizzie: Right...anyways.- grabs Kris and throws him at the evil pig-in-a-wig- That will stop you!

Emily: Oooooh! Kris!-jumps at Kris and pins him to the ground and...-

What happens next? You decide!

Emily: Take that you gay nerdy dude!!- smacks Kris repeatedly with panda-

Lizzie: .............the hell?

Emily: EWWWW!!! My Fuzzy Panda has cooties!!!! Anybody know where the drycleaners is?

Lizzie:-watches as Kris and the evil pig-in-a-wig fall into the roiling plasma of death- Oooo...plasma....

Julia: THAT B----!!! I"M GONNA KILL HER!!! -lunges at Mary who suddenly walks into the room-

Emily:-holding Fuzzy Panda with tweezers- Hey there's the drycleaners!!!runs toward the strange looking building and..

THE END!!