It’s been a bad night
And I only know because
I’m not familiar with the bed I’m lying in

It’s been a smashed night
I can tell only from
The smell of alcohol and vomit on my breath

It’s been a hard night
And only because the must
Of marijuana sticks to my clothes can I tell

It’s been a one night (stand)
But I only realize it
Because I don’t know the stranger next to me

It’s going to be a hard day
Because the stranger’s waking up
And I haven’t even left yet