You see her there?
Stare
At the pretty picture perfect
Girl of the midnight sun
Perched on the window sill that is the world
Gazing adoringly at the sunrise
Gazing adoringly at the sunrise
e.t.e.r.n.a.l.l.y
Yours truly

Legs spread to the heavens
She’s no Virgin Mary
Fuck no,
I’m not a porn star

Mr. Right Now has a bigger dick
Than Mr. Right
And his bank account is

Y H
K I
S G

H elluva lot more where that

Came from
Come Come
That’s all he really wants from me
Come Come
Watch me take the pill
Watch as I still
The union that produces life
And forgo being your wife
Because every girl know the rhyme
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage

But this is twenty-first century bitch!
First comes the tequila
ooh baby do it harder
Then comes the onenightstand
Faster! Faster!
The comes the Morning After
Don’t…Stop…
The pill will B the chaser to my wine
And I am still looking for him,
But Right Now, you’ll do

And before I sip my Bloody MaryMotherofJesus
I should remember
The piece of Jesus in my cleavage
And remember
He did not die for my sins, just so I could
Fuck you.

A/N: I hate Christian whores.You know who you are.