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Author: Black Green
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Reviews: 1 - Published: 08-29-06 - Updated: 08-29-06 - id:2238767

Well, I tried writing Meant to be used but that didn't work. Instead, I have this story for it, Plan SOTD. THIS STORY IS BASED ON REAL LIFE FACTS SO THIS DID HAPPEN. Well, part of it is. The rest is GOING to happen. Well, here goes nothing.

"Blah" Talking.

'Blah' Thinking.

Enjoy!


Evil. That’s what they were; evil. How did I get myself into this mess? Oh, fuck.....what has this world come to? And since when did they come up with this?!


“Hello?”

“Hi, Kimi.”

“Hi Meems.”

“What’s up?” Mimi asked. She was in deep thought. Looking to her side, she saw her mother driving. Her big sister was sitting in the back, already sleeping.

“Nothing really,” Kimi answered as she sat down. Looking at her own surroundings, she saw her little brother running into walls on purpose, nearly breaking his nose in the process. ‘Too much sugar.’ she thought.

Mimi, at age fifteen, was smart and talented. She, as a middle school and elementary student, had gone to a private school and had gotten a higher education, which let her get into a good high school. She had a beautiful shade of green eyes and red hair with freckles on her face. True people had asked her out, she had said no to them.....many people had suspected that she had a boyfriend but she was single...though she didn’t like it, though she had already liked someone.

As for talent, she had a small interest in writing.

“What about you?” Kimi asked.

Kimi, also at age fifteen, was smart as well and her own special talent which was drawing. She had gone to the same private school as Mimi in elementary but had left before middle school started. Even if the education in her school was lower, she had gotten in the same high school as Mimi and the two were the best of friends. Kimi had long black hair and a nice shade of brown, almost amber. Though a weird combination for some people, it had suited her best. She had rarely been asked out. After all, many people knew that she would kick their asses of they did.

“Nothing really,” Mimi said. “I talked to Lana today. She’s been getting kind of depressed lately.”

Lana, a girl also had age fifteen was Mimi’s and Kimi’s best friend. She was also in the same school as the two and had also attended the private school as long as Mimi did. The two were always together. Lana had short brown hair and blue eyes. Just like Mimi, she was asked out a lot but refused; she still didn’t like any guys.

“You know, I’m worried.” Kimi said through the phone.

“What do you mean, Kimi?” Mimi asked.

“Well, Lana has been a bit different lately...”

“So?” Mimi asked through the phone. She shifted it a bit and looked out the window from the car. “I mean, I know she has been depressed lately, but, everyone is like that, right?”

“Still, her current obsession is getting her,” Kimi said through the over the line.

“You mean her current obsession with system of the down?” Mimi asked.

“Yeah.”

“Well,” Mimi said with a sigh. “We can’t change her likes and dislikes.”

“Yes we can,” Kimi said.

“What do you mean?” Mimi asked. “We get her to hate System of the down? Ha! I don’t think so. If you even try to make fun of them, she will get pissed. I should I know, I’ve seen it.”

“Yeah,” Kimi said. “You told me.”

“Not even a cookie could have stopped them.”

“I know.”

“So, I have a small idea.”

“Really?” Kimi asked. “What are you planning to do?”

“The best thing possible.”

“And that is.....?”

“Remember my stories?”

“The one on fanfiction?”

“Obviously.”

“HELL YEAH!” Kimi yelled, causing Mimi to nearly drop her phone. “I’M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN RIGHT?”

“Yeah.”

“Of course I remember,” Kimi said as she smiled.

“Great.”

“So, what about it?” Kimi asked.

“Well,” Mimi said, bracing her self for a huge yell. “She doesn’t read them at all.”

A small pause.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?” Kimi yelled through the phone. Mimi covered her ears.

“Relax,” she said. “That will all change.”

“How so?” Kimi asked. Then, she heard an evil chuckle from the other line. “What are you planning, Meems?”

“I have a list of things we need,” Mimi said. She shifted in her seat, fiddling with the end of her shirt.

“What do we need?” Kimi asked.

“First, ask Lana if we can come over her house on Sunday.”

“Ok,” Kimi said. “I’ll ask right after we’re done.”

“Okay.”

“So, what else do we need.”

“Duck tape and rope,” Mimi said.

“Why?”

“Oh, come on! You should know what that means!”

“Your not serious?”

“Oh, I am.”

“Fuck that will be funny.”

“I know,” Mimi said with an evil smile. “So you wanna do it?”

“HELL YEAH!”

“Yeah.”

“Mimi, your really something,” Kimi said as she laughed. She had gotten th idea and this would be fun. She just had to tape this. ‘Pure evil.’ she thought. ‘And I wouldn’t have it any other way.’

“Thanks,” Mimi said with a smirk. “We have two days to finish this plan. Bring a camera, I will defiantly put this on the internet.”

“Blackmail?”

“Something like that.”

“Your pure evil.”

“Thanks. I try to be.”

“So, it’s set, right?” Kimi asked. “Do you think it will even work?”

“I think it will,” Mimi said. “Just as long as she doesn’t suspect something.”

“Right.”

“Hehehe,” Mimi chuckled evilly. “I can’t wait to do this.”

“Same here!”

“So, I’ll talk to you later, alright?” Mimi asked. “I’m going to get home and try to find my camera.”

“Alright,”Kimi said. “Talk to you later.”

Click.


Kimi quickly dialed a different number. She smiled as the ringing stopped and someone picked up the phone.

“Hello?”

“Lana!” Kimi said. “It’s been ages! What’s up?”

“Nothing really, Kimi,” Lana said. “What about you?”

“Well, I just talked to Mimi,” Kimi said. “And I was wondering, can I come over your house too?”

“Sure. Why not?” Lana said. “The more the better.”

“Thanks,” Kimi said. “So, I’ll see you then, okay?”

“Alright.”

“Bye.”

“Bye,” Lana said and hung up. ‘What are those two up to?’ she thought.


Ring.

Ring.

“Yeah?”

“Mimi, I asked.”

“And what did she say?” Mimi asked.

“Yes,” Kimi said and then she laughed. “This will be a hell of a lot of fun.”

“You said it.”

“Umhum.”

“Shit.”

“What?”

“Can you bring some rope in case?” Mimi said. “I don’t think the type that I have will do.”

“Okay.”

“See you then, alright.”

“Right.”

“Bye.”

“Night.”

Click.

Plan SOTD on the way.


The rest is yet to come till next week.....Till it really happens...Hope you liked it!

--->>Black and Green



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