Russian communism’s fall

Noriega, Berlin wall

Mike Tyson, Hubble space, merging Time Warner

Mad cow, Iraq

Exxon Valdez, Gorbachev

Chunnel, Sadaam Hussein, convicted Poindexter

Desert Storm, air strikes

Yeltsin, Dahmer, Nevermind

Magic Johnson, World Wide Web, MADD

Pete Rose cheating

Rodney King’s beating

Warsaw Pact, Soviets, Freddie Mercury

Boutros-Boutros Ghali

The EU, John Gotti

Invasion of Somalia, defeated Ross Perot

Buttafuoco, Serbia

Fischer, Yugoslavia

Bill Clinton defeats George Bush, Dan Quayle’s potato

Jiang Zemin, Janet Reno

David Letterman, Waco

Unabomber, Brady Bill, New York Mafia

Inauguration, River Phoenix

World Trade Center terrorists

John Bobbitt, splitting up Czechoslovakia

White trash skater Tonya Harding

Tupac shot, Lion King

NAFTA, Whitewater, Rwanda genocide

O.J.’s killing, Chechnya

Elected Nelson Mandela

John Wayne Gacy, Alzheimer’s, end of Apartheid

Massacre at Srebenica

OK City, Bosnia

Tim McVeigh, memorials, nerve gas in Japan

Gloves don’t fit, Fuhrman,

Kato Kaelin, Goldman

Million Man, SNES, Louis Farrakhan

Arafat, cell phones

Deep Blue, Dolly cloned

Michael Jordan, JonBenet, Rent and John Larson

Tupac killed, Atlanta bombed

Kaczynski, Simpsons

Internet, Netscape, launch of the Onion

Mike Judge, second term

Hong Kong, boy bands

Albright, Britney Spears, Mother Theresa

Khmer Rouge, Hale-Bopp

McLibel, Biggie shot

eBay, Dodi al-Fayed and Princess Diana

Vast right-wing conspiracy

Bin Laden’s embassy

Monica, McGwire, John Glenn, Jonesboro

Viagra, sex scandal

N Sync, Google, Seinfeld

Charlton Heston’s NRA, stormy El Nino

Kosovo, Euros

Amadou Diallo

Y2K, Star Wars, Earth has six billion

Columbine, impeachment

Dreamcast disappointment

Armstrong, Melissa, Jack Kevorkian

Eminem, Elian

Time Warner merge again

Technology, XP, and Y2K a bore

Tech bubble boom collapse

For Charles Schultz we played Taps

Antitrust, Hilary, so was it Bush or Gore?

Mir falls, Bush elected

Anthrax in mail detected

9/11 terror, we invade Afghanistan

Earnhardt, Enron

Andrea Yates the killer mom

Gary Condit, Peter Jackson, and the Taliban

Bali, Hamid Karzai

Bush’s pretzel, Left-Eye
Martha Stewart, John Walker, virus of West Nile

Good Charlotte, ImClone

Missing Lacy Peterson

Beltway snipers, Jubilee, Milosevic on trial

Colin Powell, Iraq War

Baghdad, al-Nasiriya

Sadaam captured, Tom Jones in Homeland Security

Decapitation, shock and awe

In Baghdad, Sadaam statue falls

Banner Mission Accomplished, Iyad Allawi

Passion of the Christ, Beslan

2004 Election

John Kerry, Guantanamo, Swift Boats, Dean

iPods, Bird Flu

Legal same-sex marriage too

Abu Ghraib, Fallujah, beheadings, tsunami

John Paul and Cochran dies

Terri Schiavo’s family cries

Mixups on the Supreme Court, Rehnquist, Roberts Miers

Bush, Katrina, Scooter Libby

Tom Delay, our Pope’s a Nazi

A. Sharon has a stroke

Bastard Ken Lay finally croaks

Nixmary’s parents in jail, World Cup is a bore

In Israel growing peace

Until Hezbollah strikes at least

Deaths in Bombay, Mid-East war, I can’t take it any more!