1 You know what I'm really in the mood for now?

2 No, what?

1 I'll give you a hint.

2 Um, kay.

1 It rhymes with 'penis'.

2 ...

1 Does that help?

2 Hm, I dunno, any more hints?

1 Yeah, ready?

2 Yes.

1 Penis.

2 ...

1 How about that?

2 Amazing. I think I know what it is.

1 Do tell.

2 I'm guessing it's penis.

1 Wow, how'd you know?

2 A little bird told it to me and then suggested me to end my life in the most painful way possible.

1 Oh..that's..not good.

2 Yeah well, I'm thinking about taking it's advice.

1 Why?

2 You, plus penis, equals me drowning.

1 Why not happiness?

2 ..Because it has the word penis in it.

1 No, it doesn't.

2 Okay, it sounds a lot like penis in one general area, alright?

1 I think your overreacting. All I said was I want a big huge throbbing penis in my ass and you freak out.

2 ........

1 See?

2 You know what I'm thinking of?

1 No what?

2 I'll give you a hint.

1 Okay.

2 It rhymes with, 'first degree murder'.

1 ..Penis?

2 ...Yes, penis.

1 I win!

2 And I die.

1 Don't die, please.

2 Why not? You've given me two reasons now to end my life. One, you talking about penis. Two, you talking about penis.

1 Get over it, god.

2 You know what? I don't feel like hearing about your wonderful desire for penis, mom.

1 Now you're grounded.

2 Good, that means I don't have to see you, which also means you can't stop me from shooting myself in the temple with a staple gun.

1 FINE THEN!

2 Fine. -walks away-

1 ...PENIS!

2 ARGH! DEATH! -flails-

Fin