I recieved some smart...and bold...recruits in my fifth year at boot camp. They were probably bus sick. One particular one (Elliot) stood up to me on the first day, and I knew right there, that he was the leader of this cowardly bunch. I gave them the basic recon tour. Shipped AI Basic. Every building was clearly labeled with common sense. But, every now and then, some oddball would pee in the restroom.

How bad is a urine stain on the -beep-ing upholstery? Very bad, I can tell you. Downright horrible. I knew they should've replaced the explosive liquid in our grenades with urine. It would've made entrys a lot easier. But still, you gotta give the janitor credit. He stayed calm, even when that smell came wafting through the door into the cafeteria. Although, he did quit the next day.

I got to know the youngster who peed in the restroom. His name was Huey Doggins. Died though. I think he died when his helicopter blew up or something. But he left an enduring legacy. Whenever someone wets his bed, people say," Oh, look! He Hueyed." It's become a popular slang. The other sargeants tried to secure it, but they gave up after it spreaded outward to other camps. So Huey, if you're able to read this, then let me say this to you:

BEEP!BEEP!

BEEP!BEEP!

BEEP!BEEP!

Sargeant out.