|Have You Seen My Nuts?
Author: Reflex PM
A short miniplay that has a slight...mature edge to it. original material inspired by a joke in Over the Hedge. Humorous. ahemRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 09-05-06 - id: 2242381
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Have You Seen my Nuts?
(Underneath a large tree. two squirrels, Conker and Elliot, are standing underneath it. Elliot sniffs the air.)
Elliot: Have you seen my nuts?
Conker: Yeah, it's right there.
Elliot: No, I meant my nuts. I had a lot of nuts, but they all disappeared.
Conker: What, gender change?
Elliot: No. Not gender change. I just can't find my nuts.
Conker: Say, it's almost winter.
Elliot: Yeah...hold on. You promised me some nuts. How come you haven't kept your promise?
Conker: Oh. that. Uh...my girlfriend ate my nuts. She was like a beast, you know, devouring it greedily. It hurts me just to think about it.
(Mark the Skunk arrives)
Mark: Hey, guys. It looks like you have a shortage. Wanna eat my nuts?
Elliot: No. Too stinky. It would make my mouth smell bad.
Conker: I just realized that I'm perverted. (sighs)
Mark: I have tons of nuts! I like to caress them.
Elliot: I remembered! I left my nuts in a bag!! (leaves)
Conker: Jeez, I need to stop watching those internet movies-
Mark: You wanna see my nuts?
Conker: No. I do not want to see your nuts.
Conker: Personal reason.
Mark: Oh. OK. I guess I'll just leave you to starve then...
(Elliot runs back, excited)
Elliot: I found my nuts! I FOUND MY NUTS!!! I FOUND MY-
Conker: WILL YOU STOP THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
Elliot: Oh. Sorry.
Mark: Yeah, see you after winter! (coughs)
Yes, I am sooooooo sick. X(