i started this back in 7th grade... so i still think it's pretty funny... there is more too it. and i'll add to it and put it up... then maybe keep going if i think it's funny enough haha.

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Sorcerer of Shadows

“Aaahhhhhhhhh” he screamed as purple light flooded into the small bedroom. He screamed again louder when a single yellow steak of light hit him. His brown hair suddenly turned blue and his eyes turned a shade of fiery orange-red. Then it was over. The room went back to normal. The furniture that had fallen over was still lying on the floor but the shadows came back.

There he lay, the future king of darkness, on the floor knocked out cold.

‘He will awaken soon,” a voice said. “Then revenge shall come. I have waited over 39 generations for this chance and finally the boy has come. This one looks a little different and his thoughts are different, but that will all change in time.’ The voice then was quiet and waited for the boy to wake up.

“Good morning. Thank goodness you’re okay.”

Jim slowly raised his eyelids. His eyes were greeted by a friendly smile. The lady got off his bed and went over to the bookcase and started organizing his books. She had brown hair with blond highlights. Her bright green eyes shone bright compared to the dark green turtle neck and the faded jeans she was wearing.

“Hey mom. I know this might sound crazy but can you tell me what happened?”

“You mean you don’t remember? Oh my goodness. Did you hit your head to hard? I knew I should have called an ambulance. Don’t move. I’ll call now.” She then started to power walk to the phone in the hall.

“Mom,” He groaned quickly. “I’m fine. I’ve just got a slight head ache.”

‘the pain will be gone soon and then WORLD DOMINATION!!!’

“What? World domination? What are you talking about mom?”

“Hmmm?” she replied. “I didn’t say anything.”

Jim rubbed his forehead

“Anyway. What happened.”

“You said you were going to take a shower. 20 minutes later I heard a scream come from your room so I ran up the stairs. When I got there you were knocked out cold. I have know idea what happened cause nothing was different except for your hair color.” She leaned her head to the side and stared at him, “your eyes… weren’t they green?”

“ My hair color? My eyes?” he mumbled to himself as he sat up and looked in the mirror. “Oh My God!!!!” he mouthed when he saw his blue hair. While he ran his hand through his semi-wet hair no dye came out. He then peered into his eyes. Then he said softly, “Whoa, my eyes, holy shit. I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t remember dying my hair it but oh well it will come out eventually.”

‘Not likely…’

“What?”

‘I mean…um…it looks good!’

“What are you talking about mom?”

“What?” She said while acquirering a confused look on her face.

“Nevermind. I’m going to get a few more hours of sleep, after all it’s Saturday. And my eyes are probably reddish orange from lack of sleep…”

‘Lame excuse,’ Jim thought. ‘Maybe it is all just a prank or some weird dream. She would definitely think I was crazy if she knew I was hearing voices.’

‘Voices!!! Excuse me, but there is only ONE of me and I DO have a name. I’m known as, The Dark Lord or The Sorcerer of Shadows but you MUST call me Lord Zazeriek or, even better, MASTER Zazeriek.’

‘Oh my god’ Jim thought ‘now the voices have names.’

‘VOICE! SINGLE! JUST ONE VOICE! And I am not just a voice, I am a demon sorcerer! If I am going to be sharing your body, I deserve some damn respect!!. And another thing…’

On and on the voice went. But Jim was too tired to care and slowly drifted into sleep.

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