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Author: loud-deadly-silence
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Reviews: 8 - Published: 09-10-06 - Updated: 09-12-06 - id:2244873

so yeah.. this is the rest of what i had done from 7th grade... so... we'll see how much my writing skills have improved once i feel like writing the next chapter... hahaha.

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chapter 2

Sunday morning Jim woke up refreshed and ready to take on the world. Sadly, so did Lord Zazeriek.

‘yes! A fresh morning! ready to start planning, slave?’

“huh…” Jim said through brushing his teeth.

‘what do you mean ‘huh’!!? the world is waiting for us!!!’

‘Oh my god…the voices didn’t leave…’ Jim thought, ‘….well this sucks’

‘Of course I didn’t leave!! I didn’t spend 39 generations waiting for someone with your skill to just leave!! That’s very insulting!!!’

“Jim, dear! Breakfast is ready! Come down and eat, we need to leave to go to church soon!”

“….shut up?” jim said spitting out his tooth paste

Both the voice and his mother yelled at the same time:

“SHUT UP!?!? Where on earth do you get the power and right to tell me to shut up!!! Jim! Do you hear me!!! I AM YOUR MOTHER!! You will pay rightful respect to me!!! Jim!!!!”

‘SHUT UP!?!? Where in the demon realm do you get the power and right to tell me to shut up!!! YOU FOOL! I am Lord Zazeriek!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!! You will pay rightful respect to me!!! FOOL!!!!’

“ NOT YOU MOM!!! I was talking to…um…. My brain?”, Jim heard is mom sigh and walk away from the bathroom door. Then he whispered to himself in the mirror, “as for you voice…”

‘ Lord Zazeriek’ the voice interrupted in an annoyed tone.

“What ever, stop talking to me, and stop reading my thoughts. I don’t know what’s going on here or anything. You’re getting me in trouble. So SHUT UP!!!”

‘just don’t talk. Think it.’

“think it?”

“yes, if you think what you want to tell me then no one knows and you don’t get in trouble.”

“thanks for the tip, but I don’t plan on talking to you either way. And how would you know what I am thinking!!?”

“OF CORSE I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING. I can probe your brain and do whatever I like. I am in your HEAD!! Like I know for a fact that last week you skipped math class to go do yourself in the bathroom. HELLOOOO!!! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE DRAGON PIES!”

‘ok, ok!! Shut up! stop going into my personal files!!!…. what the hell are dragon pies…’

“YEAH, DRAGON PIES. YA KNOW… DRAGON CRAP.”

‘oh, ew’

“YEAH, NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. NOW ENOUGH CHATTER!! TIME FOR WORLD DOMINATION. LORD ZAZERIEK AND …UM…WHATS YOUR NAME KID?”

‘Jim.’

“LORD ZAZERIEK AND JIM!! OFF TO CONQUER THE WORLD!! SO JIM WHERE SHALL WE START?”

‘huh…’

AGAIN WITH THE ‘huh’S GEEZS KID, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.”

“do you by any chance have a mute button,” jim said annoyed as he walked down the stairs.

“why of course.” Lord Zazeriek replied seriously,” its right there on your nose. Didn’t you see it when you looked in the mirror?”

“ha, ha. Very funny” jim snapped at the voice.

“no, I’m serious. You have to hit yourself really hard in the nose other wise it doesn’t work, though.” Lord zazeriek’s voice smiled.

“shut up”

“so kid, where are we going?”

“to church”

“church……” by the sound of the voice it sounded like his face suddenly paled.

“yeah…”

“no!! NO!! PLEASE NO!!! I don’t wanna go!!! No no no no no!!!!! halt!! I command you not to go!!!!! Aaahhh!!! NO!!!!”

“……”

“aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“…. Lemme guess, you don’t believe in god and hate all religious people.”

“aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”

“stop screaming!!! Jeez!! What the heck is wrong with you!!!!”

“aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Stop!!! No!!!!” Zazeriek continued screaming.

“cut it out already!!! UGH!” Jim shouted in his brain while grabbing a bagel off the counter and rushing off to the car.



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