Beat the Traffic, Maybe

Throw the alarm clock against the wall

Stumble down the darkened hall

Cold shower, cup of coffee

Time to beat the traffic, maybe

Why do I keep doing this?

What part of this would I miss?

The pay ain't nothing special

And to the job I'm not partial

Yet every day I take the drive

And work long past nine to five

And so I wonder why

Every day I

Throw the alarm clock against the wall

Stumble down the darkened hall

Cold shower, cup of coffee

Time to beat the traffic, maybe

Yeah, time to beat the traffic

And turn the next check down

Find a better job

And enjoy it better

Than this Hell I've found

Yeah, I'm gonna beat the traffic