The Super Ultimate Final Epic Mega Battle Conclusion End Finish!

After fourteen seasons, 200 hours, several million brain cells and 3 lines of dialogue featuring the epic struggle of our hero, Mr. Superior, with his ULTIMATE Nemesis, Dr. Crypto, we finally bring you The Super Ultimate Final Epic Mega Battle Conclusion End Finish!

“Well, Dr. Crypto, admit it! You are defeated!” Said Mr. Superior, his red cape billowing out behind him, despite the total lack of an atmosphere on planet XV-Zorg (fans would later theorize that that it was not in fact the atmosphereless planet XV-Zorg that the two dueled on, but its clone planet, XZ-Zorg, which is exactly identical in every way, but has an atmosphere. See episode 23, season 12).

“After changing into your seventeen different ULTIMATE forms, killing my wife-to-be at the altar and forging the wicked blade KillSlay DarkDoom in the Deathsmithies of the mega-planet Mortis Megaloth, as well as summoning several thousand undead minions, seven demonic hordes, and three and a half demi-gods, I, Mr. Superior, have finally defeated you!”

“You foolish fool! I am only toying with you, fool! You are so blind that you are unaware that I have yet to reveal my super mega evil final trick, Mr. Superior! You will surely perish, and I will win!” Dr. Crypto laughed maniacally, despite the ragged look of his black cloak, which was directly linked to the state of his health.

“You’re just lying in order to hurt my morale, Dr. Crypto! I can see right through your clever attempt, because I’m a super-genius!” Said Mr. Superior confidently.

“I know that you can’t possibly have any more tricks up your sleeve! I have defeated you, and foiled your plan to steal babies and turn them into gold via that infernal contraption of yours! Now, prepare yourself for intergalactic space prison!”

“I’m not going anywhere! For I have…” He whirled his dark, flowing cloak aside so that a small grey stone was visible in his hand. Mr. Superior could see that the letter “P” had been written on the side in black. He gasped.

“Yes! I am undefeatable for I have the STONE OF POWER!” Mr. Superior took a step back, clearly awed.

“Your power level…” He began, his eyes wide.

“It’s exceeded two million! That’s impossible!” He yelled, aghast.

“Nothing is impossible with the Stone of Power, Mr. Superior! Hahahahahahaha!” Dr. Crypto began to grow larger, and his voice boomed over the small desolate planet, and through the vacuum of space.

“If only I hadn’t been so cocky before! How shall I ever defeat you now?!?” Said Mr. Superior, despairingly.

“You can never defeat me! Mwahahahahaha! Now, instead of killing you straight away, I will pummel you for a few more episodes!”

Due to the ridiculously violent, prolonged and tedious nature of the next few episodes, we shall skip ahead to the point where the plot starts up again.

---Several episodes later---

“Ugh…I am…so…weak…” Groaned Mr. Superior, his red armour bent and broken, and his red cape tattered and limp.

“But I must…keep fighting…for the children…” He collapsed on a rock.

“Foolish Mr. Superior! You fell right into my trap! Now I will kill you! Ahahahahahahaha!” He struck downwards with his hand, and suddenly, Mr. Superior’s hand rose up and caught the fist in mid-blow!

“What? This is impossible!” Stuttered Dr. Crypto, as Mr. Superior stood up.

“I have the Stone of Power! You cannot resist me!” He yelled, and Mr. Superior shook his head, and, still holding his super-nemesis by the hand, threw him to the ground.

“You were so arrogant in your power, you failed to realize that I had stolen the Stone from you! Now I possess its limitless power!” Mr. Superior held the Stone up high, and a flash of light blinded Dr. Crypto, who began to shrink back to his small, weak and tattered form.

“Curse you, Mr. Superior! How could this happen to me? You’ll pay for this!” Cried Dr. Crypto, waving his black gauntleted fist at the superhero.

“I’m afraid I’m out of credit.” Mr. Superior said coolly, and with a single punch, he hurled Dr. Crypto far into the horizon, until all that could be seen of him was, strangely enough, a white twinkle of light.

“I spared his life, because I’m the good guy!” Declared Mr. Superior to himself.

“Regardless of the fact that I have now allowed further, future atrocities to occur, I can claim to have moral stamina! They say that evil prevails when good men fail to act. I say that when evil prevails, it means more seasons for me! Ahahahahaha!”

Mr. Superior’s eyes alighted upon the Stone of Power, which he still held in his hand.

“Now, I must get rid of this ridiculously powerful artifact, because its power will corrupt even the staunchest opposed of evil! Even I am unworthy of its power!” He declared, humbly. Then he held the stone in his fist, and with a singly motion, he crushed it, and it exploded in a thunderous explosions of light.

Our hero awoke several days later, in a crater the size of the moon. In his hand, he held the broken shards of the Stone of Power.

“It is done. The universe is safe again, at last.” He said, standing up and looking broodingly into the distance.

BUT IS IT REALLY? WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE, IN WHICH SOME HAPLESS CIVILLIAN ACCIDENTALLY COMES INTO POSSESSION OF ONE OF THE SHARDS OF THE STONE OF POWER, AND IS CORRUPTED BY ITS IMMENSE POWER. WILL MR. SUPERIOR SAVE THE DAY AGAIN, OR WILL HE SUCUMB TO HIS TERRIBLE FOE? FIND OUT, NEXT WEEK!