Yeah, just a little poem I made not to long ago. It's for girls, so sorry if you're a guy. Well hope you enjoy it!

I can slay my own dragon,

can espcape my dark tower,

it really won't take me

more than a hour.

I can kill the mean witch,

can overthrow the evil king

I can even cast

some spells and things

I don't need any armor,

my noble steed is my car.

It may not be pretty,

but it at least can go far.

I can fight my own battles,

can win my own wars.

And don't think for a minute,

that I'll be one of your whores.

I don't need some guy

to come and save the day

I don't need a hero who wears tights,

and always has a stupid line tosay.

I'm not afraid of lossing,

I'm not afraid to die.

Call me a damsel,

and I'll shoot you in the eye

I may look weak,

I may seem small,

but i'm certainly not helpless,

not at all.

I can pick up a sword.

I can shoot a gun.

And trust me when I say,

I think it's rather fun.

To some girls out there,

you may be their dream.

But to me you're not all

quite you seem.

Knights in shinning armor,

wizards of wonder,

can not save me from

my worst plunder.

What I want is a guy,

who will save my lonely heart.

Who will stay by my side

and never dream to part.

What I need is your love,

your touch, your kiss,

everything about you,

will make my life bliss.

So don't act all tough,

and don't think your so big,

Cause then in the end,

I'll think your just some pig.

Le End. Please review!