|LUCI’S AWESOME THREE STEP PLANS
Author: Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom PM
My smartass answers to dumbass character development questions.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12-05-06 - Published: 09-18-06 - id: 2248578
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AN: This was a warm-up character development assignment for my compy class. I wrote a parody just because I love messing with the teacher. So now, please enjoy!
Write a plan for personal development that incorporates respect for yourself and others.
LUCI'S AWESOME THREE-STEP PLAN FOR PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT:
Step 1: Eat more fiber. Fiber makes your body happy. And when you make your body happy you are respecting yourself.
Step 2: Do not look down upon those who do not eat enough fiber. They are grumpy because they're constipated. It's not their fault. When you become tolerant of others, you are respecting both them and yourselves.
Step 3: Teach others the importance of eating more fiber. When you show concern for others, you are showing respect for them.
And what did we learn today, children? FIBER equals RESPECT. Translation: FIBER IS GOD!