YAY! NEW CHAPTER!

I felt something tickling my leg. Looking down, I saw SWIRLEYS! Jumping in the air, I tried to save myself, but it was too late... I was too late. They engulfed me. Struggling, it took minutes for me to escape. When I did, though, I felt... different. Taller. I had no choice but to find out why. As I found a mirror, I looked in it. And I saw... it looked like me, but taller and with hair! I grew into a toddler! I was level 5 now!

Although I had no time for that, I was not ungrateful for the change in age and power. It allowed me to finally unlock new powers, such as limited control over babies.

"NO UNSUPERVISED KIDS IN OUR STORE!" shouted an octopus. Looking closer, I saw the name tag. KNARF. He was crawling closer to me, and therefore left me with no choice. Using my YO MAMA blast, I managed to stun KNARF.

"BABY POWER ON!" I yelled. All babies within a million-zillion miles came to me.

"brains...brains..." they chanted as one. Wait a minute... those aren't babies, those are ZOMBIES!

Using what I had, I ordered the ZOMBIES! to eat KNARF. His screams of agony were very pleasing to me.

"ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!" the ZOMBIES! began to sing. I, on the other hand, had no choice. Were I to escape the ZOMBIES! I would have to grab on to a moving mannequin and ride it to the hot dog stand outside of your friendly neighborhood Lowes.

However, when I got a hot dog, it sucked me into itself! The pig was suffocating me. Not even an explosion could get me out of that hot dog. Too bad I tried then.

I was starting to feel really, really, bad. There was only one thing that I could do to save myself. I had to turn the hot dog into a hot dog robo suit.

A little short, but aren't we all?

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