Based on the song “Everywhere I Go” found on the Noggin website, enforced by my LitMag supervisor, slightly inspired by Good Omens--just not enough to put on fanfiction . net. Also, why I am going to hell in a handbasket.

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Armageddon is the scariest
Its beasts are the hairiest
Demons are the terroriest
Their hideouts are the lairiest
And Satan doesn't cariest
In fact he's enthusiariest!
Is it really all ineffable?

The angels are the worriest
They're doing their best to hurriest
The Antichrist's dog is furriest
It barks so loud and furious
Jesus cries over his myrrhiest
The seas are the churniest
Is it really all ineffable?

God is on the highiest
Telling everyone good-byeiest
All the good ones are a-cryingest
All the sinners are a-lyingest
The fires is in the skyiest
And the world is about to dieiest
Is it really all ineffable?