A/N: This is the sequel to my The Farmer and the Cow.

The Farmer and the Pig

I watched that pig run down the lawn

I should have known that it’d be gone

For I lost the cow this very day…

Should I chase the pig? I say, Nay.

But off I go, tis getting late,

And I need dinner on me plate

For I lost the cow this very day…

Should I chase the pig? I say, Nay.

As I wave this lasso in me hand

I ask the question: pork or ham?
For I lost the cow this very day…

Should I chase the pig? I say, Nay.

I’m getting closer, that pig is mine.

The thought of food, tis mighty fine.

For I lost the cow this very day…

Should I chase the pig? I say, Nay.

Come here, Ol’ Piggy, it won’t hurt a bit

Get out of that mud, don’t throw a fit.

For I lost the cow this very day…

Should I chase the pig? I say, Nay.

Oh, look at it run, look at it squeal…

Tis afraid it’ll become my next big meal.

For I lost the cow this very day…

Curse me luck-

The pig got away.