I'm positive that the purple Peruvian potatoes have permanently punctured my perfection quite painfully to be precise. But it could be possible that the purple Peruvian potatoes have parted to pillage the village of the preceding purple Peruvian potatoes, causing pandemonium, but practically perfecting the pandas of Peru in the process. Thankfully, all of the purple Peruvian potatoes are presently perfectly peaceful.

Authors Note: It is plainly paranormal that I took such plentiful pains to perfect this preposterous paper about the purple Peruvian potatoes.

written by Water Twin 1: Atlantis Silvers
brought to you by Water Twin 2: Serpentyna Silvers (')