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A.N: It's AC/DC time bitches! Yes, today I answer the big question, "Who made who?". I had a little trouble coming up with the idea for this chapter, so if anyone actually reads this, feel free to send a suggestion about what I should write about next.
Reviews:
I'd like to thank straightshooter for their review. Unfortunately I have to disagree with you on having a "unique" perspective, seeing as someone else probably sees life like this as well. Thanks a lot anyways, always glad to hear from fans.
On with the story...
As a rather big fan of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, I do support the theory that humans, as we are now-a-days, were kicked off another planet by fed up population and ended up here. However! I do not believe in that theory. Nor do I believe in the popular Catholic theory that God created us in a week.
If you haven't guessed yet, I do have a more logical/scientific view on things. However, our main "Big Bang" theory doesn't quite satisfy my intellectual thirst. It all has to do with that annoying little word "forever". Wow, I do really like quoting things. Anyways, how could there have been something , say, a dimension, that created everything? Wouldn't there have to be something that made that, and then something that made that!? Which all leads in a confusing little circle back to which comes first.
So move over much celebrated theories, because a fifteen year old girl from Canada is going to spank you. I happen to think that a higher power made this world; this universe. No, not that hippy theory about some all-loving power, but just something or someone like us who got bored. Confused yet? Let me elaborate.
Science has proven that there are higher dimensions than just our third dimension. Well, math technically, but math wouldn't be anywhere without science! I think the amount of dimensions they came up with was thirteen, or eleven. One of those. That's not important right now, what is, is the fact that there are higher dimensions than us. Yes, some of you are probably having a minor stroke due to that thought that there is something out there better than you, a human. How absurd!
But is it not true that we have control over the third, second and the first (if I knew what it was XP) dimension? So who's to say that the fourth dimension doesn't have control over us? Or the fifth, or the sixth, or the seventh? The list goes on. What I'm trying to say, is that there was probably something, or someone, from a higher dimension that one day decided to make a universe for fun. Hence, the part about them being bored.
Everyone's made something in 2D form at least once in there life. And if they haven't... good God, doodle something. So we, being the third dimension, have made something in 2D form. Can't the higher dimensions make something in 3D? Yes, yes they can. And they have: us. But we were probably one of their billions of "doodles". Probably more than billions, a google maybe?
So a higher dimension inhabitant probably got bored one day, and thought, "Hey, I'm going to make a 3D world just for the hell of it!" And there, Earth was born. Good God, we're someone's doll house. Sad, yes, but kind of funny when you think about it. So for anyone of you wondering which came first, the chicken or the egg, screw you, I answered who made Earth!
Someone out there is probably thinking, "Hmm, this chick is crazy." And the person next to him is saying in my defense, "No she's not, die! But still, who made those higher dimensions? Was there something before them, or is it just a never ending cycle of dimensions?"
All I have to say to that, is 42. Hey, it makes sense, so leave me alone. I've already squeezed out the remainder of my brain tooth paste, so I'm done. In conclusion, all of you Lord of the Rings fans can go to sleep happy tonight, knowing that Middle Earth probaly does exsist, along with billions of other worlds. So let's all have a picnic in Mordor. I'll bring the drinks.
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