I am a Vegan

By: modelicous

I am a vegan, so they say

I don’t eat meat at night or day.

I don’t drink milk, it’s animal too,

And that is just plain weird to you.

I don’t love animals, I just hate plants,

And I think that steak should be fed to the ants!

Kill the salad! Eat no pork!

I want the obituary to read ‘Death By Fork’!

Written for a laugh.