This came to me in a rare fit of inspiration. I like it. How about you? (That’s your cue to review.)

I watch form the window

As you huff and you puff,

And think back to when

Times weren’t so rough.

We played and we danced,

While you dropped your pants

To cars passing by.

What could I do but let out a sigh?

For your bod is so beautiful,

Right down to the last cuticle,

That I can’t hold it in,

Even if it is considered sin.

Do you remember that day,

Down at the farm?

You got so excited,

You nearly chewed off my arm.

What happened to us?

Where we hit by a bus?

Our love was so strong,

It rang like a gong.

And now look at this,

There wasn’t even one last kiss.

I just can’t believe,

The sex was so bad,

That you had to go,

And make me so sad.

You broke my heart,

When you blew my house down.

Is it an obvious parody? If not, I’ll drop you a hint, think of a story of 3 pigs that’s in print.