|Hello? Oh, sorry wrong number
Author: CaseyBear PM
Addison, a teenager who calls the wrong number, thinking it is his boyfriend. But instead he gets Daniel who is a lazy college student that is annoyed with the world. Slash, M/M CompleteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,576 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 10-07-06 - Status: Complete - id: 2258828
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Author's Note: So I have decided to re-write this. I have a list of reasons why I should re-writer this. One: I don't like the original style that much. There isn't a lot of story to it. Just people talking. Two: I can't think of anything I like for the sequel. Three: I am dying of creative cock-block. Four: I have been meaning to do this for a while, and five: because I can.
As you can tell that I have changed up the style a bit. I changed Addison's part into first-person because when I was trying to rewrite his part I kept being annoyed by him in third person so I changed it to see if I liked it better. I did. I left Daniel in third-person because his part oddly didn't annoy me as much. So tell me what you think because if you guys like it I will be slowly replacing the chapters with the new ones. Nothing with change… probably, I'll keep you all updated if there is any major plot change. Who knows! It might end up with more chapters.
I sighed and held the phone to my ear, waiting for the ringing to begin. I chewed on my finger nail as I waited for my boyfriend to pick up. I sighed again, going to press end when I heard the slight click of someone picking up the phone. I waited for him to say something for a second, hearing nothing I questioned, "Daniel?"
"Yeah?" a deep voice answered me with some rustling noises in the background. I sat there for a second and wondered if I had called the wrong number because my Daniel sounded nothing like this. One, my Daniel wouldn't even be a wake at 10am on a Saturday and two, he didn't have as deep as a voice as this man. I pulled the phone away from my ear and looked at the number quickly then pressed the phone to my ear again.
"Daniel, is that you?" I asked uncertain now.
"Yes, it's me," the voice said again this time a bit annoyed, "who is-"
I cut him off by going on with what I was calling about because if I didn't get it out now I probably would never get it out, "Listen Daniel. We have been going out for a while and I think that it was time for us to-"
"What? Who is this?" Daniel asked me this time sounding more awake.
"Addison… your boyfriend," I told him. Oh god. What if he was cheating on me and was confused who was breaking up with him.
"Listen Madison, I am not your boyfriend," 'Daniel' said, "I don't know who you are but I think you have the wrong number."
"Oh! Oh god, I'm sorry, wrongnumberbye," I rushed out the rest and hung up the phone throwing it down on to the bed. My face was hot like I had just put it in the oven and stood there for ten minutes waiting for it to melt off. I didn't say it was a nice feeling. My heart pounded in my chest. I waited a moment for the embarrassment to aside itself as it dawned on me that I was just mistaken as a girl. Madison, psh.
I'm manly. I mean, sure I am small in stature but I make up for it in my pants. Okay, sure I kind of have baby soft hair but that is just because I dye it black all the time. I mean, not myself I go to my hair dressers. I mean, it is black from the blood of baby seals and orphans… orphan baby seals. Yes, I do have soft green eyes that just let you know that I am here for you. That is just a trick. How do you think I got the orphan baby seal blood?
I picked the phone back up and pushed redial.
"Yeah?" the man greeted.
"Hello, I am the man that just called you, the one you mistaken for a girl," I told him before going on, "I'm just calling back to say that I am sorry that I called you."
"Look, dude, I'm sorry I called you a girl, bye." Then he hung up. Just like that. I pressed my lips together and pulled the phone away from me before pressing redial again.
"Look, dude, I was just calling to say sorry, no need to get angry and hang up," I said bringing my hand up to bit my nail again.
"What are you wearing?" the guy asked randomly.
"Excuse me?" I asked back in a shocked voice. I would call the weirdo.
"I'll tell you what I am wearing, nothing. I am wearing nothing because I just got out of the shower and you keep calling me!" the man yelled at the end before hanging up again.
Fine. I hope you freeze to death.
I stared at the phone for a second before placing it on my bed and sitting down next to it. A minute passed before it rang again causing me to jump about a foot in the air. I let it ring for a minute before bringing it up to look at it, the caller I.D. read my boyfriend's number so I pressed 'talk'.
"Hello?" I greeted.
"Hello baby-cakes," Daniel greeted back.
"Daniel, we need to talk."
Daniel shook his head and started to get dressed as his best friend/roommate stormed into his room yelling something along the lines of 'Take it off!'. Daniel rolled his eyes underneath his shirt before pulling it all the way on. He gave his friend a look as he sat on his bed to put some socks on.
"I just put it on," he told him as his roommate began to look through Daniel's closet, "So what are you doing?"
"Nothing. I heard the phone and was wondering where it went to so I went on a hunt. At first I was thought Mikey had taken off with it and hid it again," his friend told him as he gave up on the closet and just stared at Daniel, "so who was it?"
"I don't know, some fat gay fag breaking up with his prostitute," Daniel shrugged.
"Don't call people names," Bradley told him giving him a stern look.
"Whatever, if he calls back I am going to pretend like we are having sex," Daniel told him as he stood making his way over to his friend. Bradley was what you called a twink, the perfect one. Bradley is a small guy with angel like features, light blond hair with beautiful blue eyes, pale skin and a sex-drive of a tiger or some other kind of wind jungle cat. Daniel being the opposite with his dark features and more broader stature from working on cars and tan skin from staying out in the sun all the time, they were quite the pair.
"Hot," Bradley purred pretending to do a strip tease for Daniel before leaving his room with a laugh.
I have decided to call him back. Not my boyfriend but the other 'Daniel' because well, it just doesn't set well with me that someone is mad at me or anything like that.
I listened to the ringing for a few times before I listened to the automatic answering machine voice.
I was get ready to leave a message when I heard a clicking noise and his voice, "Yeah?"
"Hello?" I questioned.
"Dear god, it's you," Daniel practically growled out.
"What the heck do you mean it's you?" I growled back to him.
"What I mean is that I am kind of busy," he said. I heard some movement in the background before a moan. I felt my face flame up.
"What are you doing?" I asked in a smaller voice.
"Fucking my horny roommate," he said as I heard someone else moan, "OH YEAH BABY! RIGHT THERE! FUCK ME!"
I dropped the phone on my bed and moved away from it like it was going to come alive and eat me. I listened in for a moment more before hearing loud laughter. I glared at the phone, snatching it up again and practically yelling, "I hate you!" before hanging up.