Happy Fathers Day

Fathers day yay hey hey

Fathers are deaf and bald

Fathers are fun and silly

Fathers are childish and lazy

Fathers like football and rugby

Fathers day yay hey hey

Fathers like gardening

Fathers like eating and drinking

(Especially Drinking)

Fathers like snoring and farting

Fathers don’t like working

Fathers day yay hey hey Cheese Gromit

I love my dad

Cause of all the things above

But don’t forget

That however tall you get

You must always respect

Your big, old sleepy headed dad