Look trust me kid there has never and I mean never been a normal damsel in the entire world in less of course its just my b bad luck but I mean come on how many kleptomaniac, hypochondriac and pyromaniacs and everything else ending in –iac can there be and why do they all have to be stuck up some stupid tower being guarded by some stupid dragon whose probably quite a nice guy once you get to know him, I’ve met tons of dragons and most of them are really nice guys just because they are prone to burping at really opportune moments for example the royal wedding god that was embarrassing invited along a couple of dragons and BURP fire all over the place, oops of on another of my rants. Okay where was I oh yeah dragons being nice guys (apart from the burping and the obsession with ‘shinies’) and most princesses could probably befriend them without much trouble especially the pyros among them I mean once I rushed into the room shouting the good old traditional knight sayings and BANG, didn’t have any eyebrows for months.

Oh come on your kidding right you don’t even know what a hypochondriac is, okay I can see that teaching you is gonna be hard erm….. well a hypochondriac is the kind of stupid damsel who if anything happens to her and I mean anything a splinter, a bruise then ‘Oh My God NOOOOO I’m going to die, I’m going to die’ and I run to help anddddddddd she says ‘I sneezed, help me please, I’m going to die’ for gods sake why cant they just me normal. And the kleptos they just steal, steal and steal more, more, my reward for saving her was even stolen I swear it’s a conspiracy.

Right then boy sword straight and fight.