This is the first ‘Make Your Own Adventure’ game I’ve ever done so, give me some credit for trying. So, I know that you know that I know that you know that you know how to play something like this, right? Anyway, let’s see if you can survive a boring day… Begin, and have fun! (It’s easier if you answer honestly, maybe…)

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1. It’s raining out and you have nothing to do. What now?
-If you want to make a cake, go to 2
-If you want to do arts and crafts, got to 3
-If you want to sit in the corner and mope, go to 4
-If you want to watch TV, go to 5

2. So you want to make a cake? What kind of cake do you wan tot make?
-Chocolate! Go to 6
-Vanilla cake, go to 7
-A vegetarian apple pie, go to 9

3. Arts and crafts? Ok, so you get paper, and then some scissors. You sit down at your arts and crafts table (freaky, huh?) but the chair is breaking. You can’t make a paper-chain-man without a chair!
-Oh no! Let’s try something else, go to 1
-Who cares? Let’s keep going, go to 13

4. Moping? You sit in a dark corner for an hour. You get bored, what now?
-Keep going, no matter what, no breaks, go to 16
-Try something else, go back to 1
-Decide to go Goth, go to 14
-Suicide, go to 26

5. So you go to watch TV only to find that nothing good is on. What now?
-Keep flipping through channels, go to 11
-Watch some cheesy soap you saw back on channel 48, go to 15
-Decide to make crafts! Go to 3

6. You start to get ingredients for a chocolate cake, but there’s no chocolate!
-It’s ok, there’s always beef jerky, go to 17
-Decide to make a vanilla cake, go to 7
-Decide to go vegetarian and make a pie, go to 9
-Cry and mope in a corner for the rest of the day, go to 16

7. When you start to make a vanilla cake, you spill some vanilla extract on the floor. What do you do?
-Clean it up, go to 8
-Leave it you want to eat cake asap, go to 10
-This stinks, go watch TV instead, go to 5

8. While you clean up the drop of vanilla, a sudden earthquake shakes the house, or was it the neighbors? It doesn’t matter because your cake batter and sharp culinary items come falling in your direction. THE END

9. You make an apple pie, or at least try to. You come to find out that you only have one organic apple, and six normal Walmart brand apples (do such things exist?). Which do you choose?
-The organic apple of course. Quality over quantity, go to 12
-The cheapo ones, YOU WANT YOUR PIE! Go to 18

10. Your vanilla cake is gorgeous and cooking. You then realize that you have no frosting. Using your trusty butter knife, you cut butter to start making frosting, because what better frosting than butter-cream? As you make your frosting, you slip on the vanilla you didn’t want to clean up while the knife comes after you. As they say, ‘a stitch in time saves nine’ or the gallons of blood you lost… THE END

11. Flipping through channels for hours, you hear thunder. Do you turn off the TV and wait for lightning danger to be over?
-Duh! Of course! go to 19
-Nah, I’m not afraid, go to 24

12. The apple pie is done, I mean, how long does it take to cook one apple? Suddenly, someone knocks on your door and you find some talent scouts looking for America’s best pie makers. You’re thrilled as they ask to try your pie. You willingly hand over your masterpiece and wait anxiously as they take a bite. It’s immediately spat out since the pie is ‘not filling’. As you loose your chance of stardom, you weep yourself to death. THE END

13. You sit down, but as you start to work, the chair breaks. Scissors go flying and slice your windpipe in half. Bad crafts! THE END

14. Going Goth, you take out your black cloak and makeup. You seriously look like an evil freak.
-No!!!! I want to go sulk now, go to 16
-And what of it? Go make some death-metal music, go to 21

15. You watch some dumb soap opera and literally, die of boredom. You’re found the next day covered with ice cream (Which happens while watching these shows) with your eyes rolled back in your head. Sadly, you never found out if Jack chose Donna or Regina. THE END

16. You cry in a corner and fall asleep, only to wake and cry some more. Before you know it, it’s been a week and you’re dead with misery. THE END

17. You add beef jerky to your cake. After it’s done baking, you eat every single crumb of your stinking concoction. Your body is found the next day, rotting with bacteria from a strong case of mad cow’s disease. THE END

18. You make a beautiful pie! It’s the best one in the world! As you cut it, the apples come to life and attack you. You eat them all up, only to find that they are eating you inside-out! Just goes to show you that pesticides these days are pretty scary… THE END

19. You turn off the TV as lighting strikes across the sky. You find that the power is out. Luckily it was only around noon. Someone knocks on the door of your home. Do you answer it?
-Yes, go to 22
-No, go to 20

20. You don’t answer the door. A light flashes from outside as the door is busted down. A team of FBI agents swarm in. One tells you that you are arrested.
-Surrender, go to 25
-Pull out your hidden daggers and use your badass karate to get out of there, go to 34

21. You start to slam on a guitar and scream your brains out. The neighbors swear at you to shut up. What do you do?
-Swear at them back, go to 27
-Keep screaming your music, go to 29
-Shut up, go to 32

22. You answer the door and the FBI tackles you. They hand-cuff you and take you into custody. You have a criminal record after all and they decide to kill you. As you slowly are taken to the site of the electric chair, you have only two choices left.
-Let them take me in since I’ve been very bad and you enjoyed every minute of it, go to 28
-Break out! Go to 33

23. You listen to the radio. There’s a contest and you have nothing better to do than to call in. You are the winner and are awarded a few hundred thousand dollars! You would scream for joy except that that wouldn’t be cool enough for you. You wait for the check, thanking yourself for not dieing, for some odd reason. THE END

24. You keep watching TV. A big lightning bolt shoots through the sky. It hits your house, which catches on fire which burns you to an ashy crisp. Maybe boredom was better after all. THE END

25. You surrender and are taken into custody. You had been a murderer and you were wanted. You are asked if you believe in karma.
-No, I don’t believe in that garbage, go to 28
-Yeah, of course it’s real, go to 30

26. You take out a knife and jab it into your chest, letting blood drip around you. Who needs life anyway? You begin to think that this isn’t a very good idea after all. You find your blood all over your feet, dissolving into the air. You start to think of how to get out of this situation. Oh wait, you’re dead so what does it matter what you think? THE END

27. You swear at your neighbors back. That’ll teach them. You then get a wave of nausea.
-Lie down, go to 36
-Go back to screaming your music, go to 38
-Decide to listen to the radio, go to 23

28. The FBI decides to electrocute you since you have no regrets for what you’ve done. You knew this was coming, but on all days. Hey, you wanted something to do, right? THE END

29. You surrender. The helicopters land as cops swarm out. Surprisingly, they applaud you for killing a thug who was known for mooning all who passed him. Because of you, many people can still see. Good job! THE END

30. You tell the FBI that you believe in karma and will do good things so you won’t be cursed with what you did. They let you go, but you have to do a lifetime of community service at a nursing home cleaning out bedpans. Who said that death was the worst choice? THE END

31. You’re a mute stupid! It seems the buck stops here. THE END

32. You shut up. After a while you forget how to speak.
-Oh no! I can’t live like this! Go to 26
-Live with it, go to 35

33. You bust out of the armored car with strange mutant powers that suddenly came to you. Unfortunately, you have a DNA meltdown since human genes are too weak. You start to burn as your skin turns into acidic gel. You melt into a pile of green goop. Well, life was good while it lasted, right? THE END

34. You pull out some daggers from your sock and kill the assaulters, not to mention looking really cool. You run out the door down the street as you are put on the FBI’s most wanted list. You live on the run for the rest of your life, and are not allowed to let up your guard, but hey, you are pretty cool… THE END

35. You decide to be mute forever. That sucks for you. Eventually you get tired of it and run away form home. No one likes a mute anyway. You bump into a thug. What now?
-Attack him, go to 37
-Scream for help, go to 31

36. You lie down to rest, but never wake up. That Goth face paint must’ve been poisonous… THE END

37. You attack him with some numchucks you had in your pocket. A mute’s main line of defense. You kill the guy and run away. Soon, helicopters are coming after you probably because they have no one else to chase.
-Surrender, go to 29
-Keep running, go to 39
-Kill your self, go to 26

38. You start to scream your music when your voice stops. You seemed to have damaged your vocal cords from all that ‘music’. No doctor can do anything for you and they don’t want to help a freak kid in black anyway. You live the rest of your life as a mime since you can no longer speak. At least that white and black makeup won’t go to waste… THE END

39. You keep running until you reach a drawbridge. It starts to go up. In a desperate attempt to escape, you jump off, never to be seen again… THE END

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So now you’ve lived (or not) through a seemingly boring day. Didn’t I tell you anything can happen? I didn’t? Oops. How many times didja start over? The largest number at the moment that I know of is… 25. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed! If it’s good, I’ll try to make another. But remember to REVIEW!