Title: Fear Factor Satire
Warnings: Bluntness. This is very blunt
A/N: So, we were working on satires in Ap Language Composition, and each group was told to come up with a satire of their own. So this is our first attempt at satire. Yes, it is blunt. Yes, it is direct satire. I found it rather amusing being put together in that way. Anyways, I had a lot of fun writing this, and I hope you have fun reading it as well! Please R&R!

Fear Factor. What would you do for five seconds of fame and a chunk of change? Eat some cows’ brains? It is a delicacy in some countries. What about jumping off a 50 story building? It’s just sky diving towards concrete. Nothing big. Reality TV? Sure, if you believe that rigged TV is an accurate portrayal of every day life. Seriously, don’t we all look like those great Greek gods and goddesses strutting their stuff on national TV? Take for example, the Miss America episode. I have a great idea; let’s put a bunch of greased up bimbos in a series of wet and wild episodes! We all know they really need the money in the end anyways! What kind of crowd are they trying to attract with these big boobed women who can’t even count their toes—and I don’t mean only because they can’t see around the surgically enhanced melons hanging off their front. Hey, while jumping off that 50 story building, they don’t have to worry about brain damage! And that folks, is American TV at its finest!