ted was quite a handsome young man,

but also a strange young man was ted.

he would lure women into his home,

pretending to want them in his bed.

they would be easily coaxed by all

the right seductive things he said.

they would think he wanted to make love,

when really he just wanted to make them dead.

he would stab them right in the temple

as they were busy giving him head,

then sit there masturbating

to their naked corpses as they bled.

you see, ted liked to spank it

when his hands were covered in that sticky red.

fortunately he's kicked that habit,

now he just rapes his dog instead...