Of Bad Rhymes, Pick-Up Lines, and Ways to Turn People Down

Part One

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Just like you!

The roses are wilting
The violets are, too
Onions aren’t sweet
And neither are you

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Halloween’s scary
Witches can fly
Your lips look quite lonely
Would they like to meet mine?

Pumpkins are orange
Fresh blood is red
If you use that line again
I’ll have your head

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Turkey is good
Potatoes are better
It’s snowy and cold out
Do you like my sweater?

The roads are icy
The trees are dying
Leave me alone
Or soon you’ll be crying

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Snow is white
Mistletoe is green
If we were under it
That’d just be keen!

The snow can melt
The mistletoe is fake
You should just give up
You’re making a mistake

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Cookies are good
And Santa is fat
I won’t give up on you
I’m bigger than that!

The cookies are burnt
Santa’s a fable
You’re not really a charmer-
Not exactly Clark Gable

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The New Year has come
And so, a new chance
Would you accompany me
To the Winter Homecoming Dance?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve never been an idiot
But you’re still a fool

So it that a yes or no?

No, you moron.

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This was just a small idea I had... tell me what you think, please!