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Author: q is for quirks
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-03-06 - Updated: 11-03-06 - Complete - id:2271027

Thank you for the feedback! It was very much appreciated.


Part 3

Easter eggs are colorful
Chocolate’s just brown
I heard you got dumped
But you shouldn’t frown

Chocolate can be white
And yolks are bright yellow
Morons like you
Should drown in vats of Jell-O

The sky is blue
And lilies are white
I’ll be seeing you
In my dreams tonight

Roses mean love
Carnations do, too
Poppies mean death
Why can’t that happen to you?

Poppies are orange
The grass is green
Even in death
You’d be stuck with me

Sapphires are blue
Opals are pink
Why can’t you get
That I think you stink?

Amethyst’s purple
So is grape jam
Frankly, my dear,
I don’t give a… darn.

Dandelions are yellow
So are buttercups
Are you telling me
That I might as well give up?

Rubies are red
Emeralds are green
Only give up
If there’s a chance you like me

Well...

Well what?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Your dream’s come true…

I KNEW IT!!!

Moron.


And that's the end of that little chaotic mess. :P Hope you enjoyed. I probably should have stopped at the first part, because that would have just been funny, but oh well.

Reviews would be greatly appreciated!



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