|21 Steps on How to:
Author: Amei666 PM
The ever expanding guide on unique things that can be accomplished in 21 steps!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 11-09-06 - id: 2274136
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21 Steps on How to Ensure Perfect Credit
1: You will need a credit card for this. We accept all cards except for American Express. Sorry you can't use your weak-bummed card.
2: Buy something with your credit card.
3: Be sure to pay back all your bills on time.
4: If this is possible for you, skip to step 21, foam-face…
5: Yes, I did just say 'foam-face'. This IS K+ rated, after all.
6: Ok, now that you can't pay back your bills like a normal citizen, you're credit is no longer prefect.
7: Go to your local Parks & Rec. Department and take a computer hacking course.
8: Now that you've wasted another hundred bucks, we're going to find a new course of action.
9: The first plan is to use my guide (chapter 2) to take over the world. World dictators don't need to have their credit monitored by weak underlings.
10: Here's a second option. Go to Britain.
11: Check all the police boxes in the country until you find a Tardis.
12: Doctor Who won't mind if you borrow it for a while. All those enemy aliens always seem to get their hands/ claws/ tentacles/ toilet plungers on them anyway…
13: Now that you have a time machine, you can travel around the universe and timeline, away from credit, and save lives.
14: Once you have LOL'D at the thought, continue onto the next step.
15: Teleport around the world and destroy all the fast food chains in existence.
16: In a year, everyone will become more fit. Well, those with money and credit cards, anyway.
17: No longer being grease-fed slobs, people will have more energy and work more efficiently together.
18: Wait, I forgot. Destroy energy drinks, the source of all evil.
19: Now everyone is nice to each other too.
20: We now have a 'utopian', socialist society. Anyone read The Giver?
21: Nonetheless, you have no need for money! Yay! Everyone has perfect credit!
Inspired by Dominic+Leo
Thank you for all your ideas!