Wednesday 18 October 2006

5:44

Good lord, I’m exhausted. I was running up and down like some fool today. But this was no leisurely retard run. I had to run because today, after much slacking, I have resumed attending football. I’m supposed to go every Monday and Wednesday, but as I said before, sloth is my deadly sin. The only reason I’m going is ‘cause my dear, dear, dear friend Michelle requested (she and I train at the same place). She buttered me up into going. She claimed that I made sessions worthwhile, and that practice wasn’t the same without me. Of course, who am I to deny the poor girl such a privilege? Plus the fact that she gave me a pack of Starburst did not hurt. God, right now, I have one thing on my mind: a nice hot bath and I’d like to see anyone get in my way…

7:12

I feel so clean and fresh and soft and not sweaty. Ahh bliss. I even washed my hair. Now all I want to do is curl up in a chair with some chick-lit and a cup of peppermint tea. But sadly, I can't. There is neither chick-lit or peppermint tea. Both are finished. How sad. Instead, I will go write my Christmas list.

7:30

After much thinking, (yes, I can think), I came up with this:

A new phone

A hamster (they’re just so cute and fluffy!)

Wireless internet

A new CD (not entirely sure who but who cares? I still have a month and a half to decide!)

A boyfriend (sadly, I do not think the ‘rents would approve or supply this)

A PSP

An iPod Nano

And that’s it. Short, I know. I’m feeling nice. And who know what additions might be added come November?

Thursday 19 October 2006

3:55

The boredom! It burns, it burns!! I knoweth noteth whateth to doeth. And it kinda sucks. But I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Okay, maybe not, but I do have news. This afternoon when I was coming home, (it was only Selena and I ‘cause Sharon had track), I saw Emmanuel! He was still as cute as ever, (insert fan girl sigh), and the three of us traveled together. Matthew wasn’t there because he had some after school lessons. Poor boy. Melissa and I have a plan. We are going to bribe Sadé into letting us watch MTV. We are so smart. Contrary to popular belief, we can work together. We just don’t ‘cause our combined genius makes us capable of taking over the world! Please insert maniacal laughter here Yep, I'm a loon, how can you tell? Anywayz, TTFN.

7:27

It’s still Thursday and I'm still bored. I was so bored I even did homework! It’s a miracle, I know. Do you know that thingness is a word? Apparently it means “status as a material thing, as distinct from something that is abstract”. Whoa. I don’t even understand what I just wrote there. My room is chaotic! It’s at moments like this I wish I was OCD. Not really heavy like Monk by just a little so I wouldn’t leave my room in this state of disorder for too long. I think I will attempt to wrench Melissa away from the computer. I want to use it.

Friday 20 October 2006

5:17

No school on Monday!! Yay!! And football practice was today!! No practice Monday either!! Drama was fun today, our usual teacher was sick,but theygot someone to substitute. He had to bring his son along. You know, I think it’s my duty to remind you that looks are very deceiving. Drama teacher’s son was tastilicious but it was all “I am man, do what I say”. And every one knows that gets you nowhere. Sharon threatened to break his nose if didn’t stop staring at her chest, but that’s Sharon for you: violent.

Saturday 21 October 2006

4:22

Today was so much fun! Sharon, Michelle, Tatiana and I went to the water park. Or course, my sisters where there but who cares about them? Any ways, I was in my sexilicious bikini. I looked fabulous. Michelle had the really cute tankini suit from Niké. It was sky blue. Tatti was in a purple whole-suit, poor child, I feel so sorry for her, she’s too shy and it’s not like she has a bad body or any thing, either! Shari was in this swimsuit that had like, a zip in front something like sleeves that ended above her elbows. But any way, we where all lining up to make a train and whatnot, when guess who we saw turning the corner? You smart thing, you! Matthew and Emanuel, of course! You know what I saw? Cute, shy, furtive glances between Tatti and Emmanuel. It was so sweet, I just have to talk to Shar about it, as well as check to see if I wasn’t seeing things. I don’t want Tatiana to get hurt.

7:35

Dum de dum. I talked to Sharon about the cute furtive glances and she saw it too! So we have cleverly devised a five-step plan to Get Tatiana A Boyfriend. Step one: triple check that we weren’t the only furtive glance seers. Step two: make sure Tatti was actually sending furtive glances and like Emmanuel. Step three: do the same for Emmanuel. Step four: boost Tatti’s confidence levels. Remind her that she’s beautiful and she should embrace it. Step five: get them together! Fool proof. No worries. We’ll initiate step one in school in Monday. Wait, Monday’s no school. Tuesday instead. Laters!

Sunday 22 October 2006

5:17 AM

Gosh, I am so tired. So I really don’t know what the hell I am doing but whatever. Going bike riding with my little cousins later at a, you know, more godly hour. Goodness gracious. I am ridiculous. Might as well go back to sleep. TTF

11:55 (AM)

He, he. I feel asleep. LOL. But I just got up so go me. This is like the forth Sunday our family hasn’t gone to mass. We are very possible the worst Catholics ever. It’s shameful, our Church-going skills. But moving on, we are going to the cinema later to lime and stuff (too bad for my cousins. They shall miss out on my fabulousness). We can talk about Tatti and Emmanuel. We need to figure out a nickname for that boy, laziness and whatnot hinders me from writing his entire name. I mean, come on! Eight letters? Puh-lease.

5:34

We did step one and two of the G.T.A.B. (Get Tatiana A Boyfriend) plan. Tatiana was indeed sending furtive glances! Now to check Emmanuel. Sharon’s having a sleepover so we gonna do that by her.

7:45

At Sharon’s. I’m hiding in the bathroom because those naughty little buggers can't keep their eyes to themselves. Where should I hide you? It. My book. This thing that I'm writing in.

7:47

Aha! I will place you/it/my book/this thing that I'm writing in, in the cabinet under the sink with those stuff that are in the cabinet under the sink! What is in the cabinet under the sink? Let me go look. Eww. Lots and lots and lots of cobwebs. Yuck. In you go!

7:50

The girls must be getting suspicious, but I couldn’t resist assessing Sharon’s cabinets. Nothing out of the ordinary no contraband, drugs or money just pads, toilet paper and toothpaste. Damn. Eek, they’re knocking! I must depart. Ciao!