A/N: This is my first short story. I wrote it in my computer class so be nice. I like reviews!

The Substitute Teacher from Hell

I could tell that it was going to be one of those days. Nothing seemed to go right all day. I was mindlessly sitting at my desk when all of a sudden the classroom door swung open and there appeared a hot elf. He had long flowing hair and the most gorgeous gold eyes. Then he said, “Class today I’m gonna be your substitute teacher Mr. Takanaka.” And then out of nowhere he chanted a spell and made the whole class monkeys.

Later that day a giant hippopotamus came crashing through the wall. The hippo was wearing a pink ballerina outfit all pimped out. The hippo man went charging at Mr. Takanaka with all the force he had. Then Mr. Takanaka pulled out this long sword he called Morgiff. Right out of nowhere a volt of high electricity went shooting out of the lights in the room. Then all of a sudden Mr. Takanaka started to pose like a model!! When I said,” Mr. Takanaka shouldn’t you be killin the hippo man?” he said,” All will happen in due time!”

By the time my last class rolled around my homeroom was in ruins. Then a big giant ogre came in and squashed most of the students!!! The whole time Mr. Takanaka was laughing his ass off. Five minutes later the FBI came walking down the hall with guns blazing! Then the FBI ran Mr. Takanaka out into the courtyard were they rearrested him for first-degree murder. Right before they took him away Takanaka said, “ I’ll be back for more!

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