AN UNREALISTIC FUTURE

Episode I: “Spes Novus”

Part 1: Dah Lou and Raven

In a galaxy very close to us, in fact it is probably ours...

An Unrealistic Future:

Ben had been freed from the prison by the CIA and became a political activist. He managed to change the world. However when he died, a civil war broke loose and FOX gathered up and army and conquered the world. However it has been predicted that someone named BOPOH will save the world. Unforunately no one knows Russian (And they'd realize that BOPOH is the Russian word for a raven, pronounced Ravon.) because the only language allowed is Noobish. Oddly enough the government actually found people named Bopoh (English Pronounciation) and killed them. This is that world...

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“Rise Lord Lou” said a dark figure whose face could not be seen.

The setting was a dark room with many machines and a table holding an mechanical humanoid with an uncanny resemblance to “Darth Vader” of the “Star Wars” series.

The table rose, but the humanoid fell off the table and shouted in pain, “AHH! WTF? What iz this? NOOB! Dah Lou will not stand for this”

The dark figure sighed and told one of its robot assistants to help Dah Lou up.

“Rise Lord Lou” said a dark figure whose face could not be seen.

The setting was a dark room with many machines and a table holding an mechanical humanoid with an uncanny resemblance to “Darth Vader” of the “Star Wars” series.

The table rose, but the humanoid fell off the table and shouted in pain, “AHH! WTF? What iz this? NOOB! Dah Lou will not stand for this”

The dark figure sighed and told one of its robot assistants to help Dah Lou up.

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“Damn it, Crow, let me in!” banged a dark skinned girl with orange hair. She was banging on the door of her futuristic home. Suddenly she felt a push from her side and fell to the ground. She looked up and saw a towering figure. It was an android wearing a huge golden necklace that reads, “Crow”

“Yo gal, that’s not how my home boy, Crow rolls. He told yours truly that to get into the house you’ll have to get through me!” the robot said as it changed it’s position to the front door.

“I’ll show you!” the girl said as she punched the metal chest of the robot. She realized her mistake and howled with pain as she looked at her bloody arm.

“That’s why you ain’t on my buddy list on First Life.”

“First life is a bunch of trash, who ever thought that second life and mysppace can create something so horrible!” the girl said as she stood up strong glaring at the robot.

“Dawg, chill. He told me the only way to get through me was to start speaking in Noobish,” it said.

“As long as my name is Raven, I will not speak Noobish,” Raven said as she thought of an idea to use to get through him. “Look over there; it’s a new celebrity whose fake first life you didn’t add yet!”

“WTF!? WHERE???? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Raven bent down and cut his wires. And with its last breath the robot said, “NO! Now I will not be able to be the sluttiest machine on “First Life.”

“Consider yourself deleted,” she smirked as she entered the home ready to kill the one named “Crow.”