Once upon a midnight dandy

I ate a whole truckload of candy

I barfed it up, it came out green.

I got so sick, I burst my spleen.

My mother found me, I was dead

She ordered me to make my bed.

I told her, “No, I’m kinda busy.”

She’s like, “I don’t care, I’m in a tizzy.”

And I’m like, “That doesn’t have anything to do with anything!”

And she’s like, “I don’t care, and that doesn’t rhyme!”

“Well, that doesn’t rhyme either!”

“You started it!”

“I don’t care, I’m dead!” BANANA

Just then, my dad walked through the door

I’ve never seen him do that before.

The door was closed, I hope you see

He had some wood sticking out of his knee.

“That never happened,” my mother screamed.

“And anyways, the meter’s wrong.”

“Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh… DUH!

“DAH!” “Hehehehehehehehe….”

The end.