Everyone wants to be like me

I’m naked…and Famous

I am on top of the world

Well…at least on top

Everybody wants to be naked and famous

I’m just naked

Raw and sexual

I sell it all

It’s what I do best

My body is a canvas

To all who want to paint it

Fat businessmen, with their 30ft smirks

Pay me big money

To do what I do best, on my back

I want to be famous

On billboards and such

To be naked and famous

So famous, it’s okay that I am naked

I want to be a star

Holding an Oscar

Not some stranger

Whispering sweet lies

In a rented bed

Nose bleeds are common

So is arthritis

I am getting old

But I am still naked

To everyone

And famous

To no one