I'd Bend Over Backwards For You

Karasu 112306

Summary: Collection of one-shots, mxm, fxf, mxf Everyone has relationship problems... Just ask these kids.

Story 1: Ethan and Julian. The Goody-Goody and The Whore.

"Back away," Ethan D'Aubigne swatted at Julian Maclean's greedy hands. Naturally, Julian was trying to get into Ethan's pants. Again. The Chinese boy had been stalking him for around six years, and never gave up the chance to be near (or touch) Ethan.

For, with his black hair and eyes, and his pale skin, Julian was one of the hottest boys around. Too bad that Ethan didn't think so. They went together so well. Julian was loud, out, and proud. Ethan, on the other hand, was quiet and intelligent, closeted, and mature.

"C'mon babe, you know you want these delectable fingers dancing over your baby-butt smooth skin," Julian held up a thin, pale hand. His fingernails were always painted black, the middle finger on his left hand and the index finger on his right hand shining hot pink.

Ethan scoffed, his light brown hair falling into his light blue eyes, "As if."

"I love it when you say that, Alicia," Julian winked, referencing one of his favourite movies, Clueless. He ran a hand down the brunet's pale arm, much to Ethan's protests. Obsidian eyes and azure eyes connected, anger-filled electricity sparkling between them.

"Perv."

"Oh, please. You need to be more sexy," Julian quickly started talking again as Ethan's eyebrows shot up, "Not that I don't love you as you are already. I'm just saying that you need to be more open with your sexuality." Julian drug out the word like he took in a drag from his cigarette.

"I'm not gay," Ethan scowled, narrowing his blue eyes, "Besides, I don't want to be like you."

"You say that like it's a bad thing," Julian muttered in mock-surprise.

"I'm sure that you're the most... un-virginal person in the entire city."

Julian smiled in his patented sexy way, "Damn right. Baby, I've done things that would give your mom a heartattack and get your dad hard."

"Jokes on you, honey," Ethan grinned back, "Both my parents are dead."

Not taken aback, Julian winked, "Well, then, it would have them spinning in their graves."

Ethan ran a hand through his wavy brown locks, a little confused, a little put-off, and also... a little interested. He decided 'to Hell with it' and let his words speak for him, "Like what??"

"Ever performed a rimjob. Or had wax poured on you??"

"Erm--" The brunet's eyes shifted away from Julian's empty ones.

"You don't know what I'm talking about??" Julian should've guessed. Ethan was way too innocent to keep up with his career.

But, Ethan neither nodded nor shook his head.

Julian took that as a sign and sidled up to the boy, his black eyes twinkling, "If only you'd let me into those tight emo pants of yours, I'd give you the most pleasurable night of your life."

"No, thanks," Ethan turned his back on the Goth. He immediately regretted it. For Julian's hands found their way to his ass cheeks, effectively copping a feel.

"Would you rather Abigail do it??" Julian cooed.

Ethan blushed and turned around, becoming encircled in the Asian's arms.

"You know Tarek likes her," Ethan said, not noticing the position he'd put himself in. Julian's arms slid down to rest respectively on Ethan's thin waist.

"You can still like her as well," Julian pointed out, more interested in proving Ethan wrong now, than getting into his pants.

"Not without facing Tarek's 'I'ma beet yo ass' attitude."

"True," Julian's hands slid further down to cup Ethan's poochy ass.

Ethan glowered, "You have two seconds to remove your hands before I rip them off and shove them up your fucking ass."

"Oh," Julian cooed again, pulling Ethan closer to his body, "Such language from those pretty little lips."

"Back the fuck up."

"God, you make me so horny when you use the 'F' word."

Julian leaned in and pressed his lips to Ethan's before the boy could protest. However, the brunet still wiggled in his grasp, eyes wide. Finally, Ethan gave up, thinking it better to just get it over with than struggle and have Julian keep him there longer.

Contrary to Ethan's belief, though, Julian's touch was gentle. He wasn't over-demanding, but soft. It was almost as if he asked Ethan's permission to explore his mouth.

When the Asian pulled away, he locked eyes with Ethan's gorgeous blue ones, "There now, that wasn't so bad, was it??"

Ethan battled his inner demons, finally telling the little angel on his shoulder to go to Hell.

"Actually," Ethhan leaned back in, letting his breath dance across the Goth's lips, "It was pretty damn good."

FIN

A.N.:Well, for a little backstory on this collection and the characters!! So, my friend Keni's birthday was back in August (she has Rupert Grint's birthday, how awesome), and she wanted a story that mixed slash and het. So, here we are. A collection of three one-shots (with more being added, cuz I love Ethan and Julian). One includes male slash (Ethan and Julian), another female slash (Andi and Dahlia), and the last het (Abigail and Tarek).

I also have another one-shot ("Painting Stop Signs Blue") that involves Eth and Julian. So, that'll be posted when I get my lazy ass in gear and type Andi's and Dahlia's and Abi's and Tarek's one-shots. XD

I know I don't need more characters, but some stories just fit these better. And I love cameos. xD Call me wierd.

Julian will be mentioned in "Chasing The First High" (as were my future werewolf characters, Faddei and Royce), Dahlia plays a pretty big role in "Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust," which is my incest character's, Michael's, story. Hehe, if it weren't for Keni, I wouldn't have these characters, so I want to dedicate all of these one-shots to her.

Also, I want to mention the title. Read it first WITH the words in the brackets, then WITHOUT the words. It's so neat. I still thank my brain for that one. XD