Has some signal been given that I didn’t see?

People paring up, but none of them come to me.

Laughing girls, with boys on their arms

Joking and smiling, falling for each others charms.

My friends have decided that boys aren’t so bad

They left me alone and that makes me sad.

Now I have no one, I’ve been replaced

By some lanky boy with an acne-free face

Just keep your chin up, it’ll all be fine

That seems to work for all problems but mine!

I have been dumped by friends that I trust

Do I do the same? They say I must.

I must pick a boy if I want to have friends

But what kind of guy likes girls with split ends?