This is Kinda like Through My Eyes minus the Mexican stuff and vulgarity. I’ve decided to go another route with my rants so here it is.

A Little Closer

You know what I hate? I Cant Believe Its Not Butter. Yep… huh? But it is butter. How is it not butter if it is butter? It looks like butter, tastes like butter, hell it even feels like butter! Wouldn’t a more appropriate and less contradicting name be I Cant Believe It Is butter? Or wait, better yet, butter! Good God!

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I remember this one time in lunch when I was talking to my friend Nick D. or Deuce for short. We were all sitting around having a huge discussion. On what? ON WHAT YOU ASK? Jesus cant you people take a hint? Ask me. Go on, I don’t bite, ask me! Give up? Religion. RELIGION for god’s sake! Any ways So Deuce is a Lutheran and also a massive Jesus Freak. On a side note Jesus Freak is actually in the dictionary. Yes see for yourself I’ll wait.

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You see? All right so on with the story. We are having this discussion when I think of something. Thus, being as stupid as I am, I blurted it out.

Me: How can you be so obsessed with Jesus if you’re a Lutheran and Jesus was a Jew?

Deuce: …

He was speechless. You could actually see the thought process going over and over again through his head. Eventually he opened his mouth, closed it again, stood up, and walked away. It was awesome.

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What has the world come too? Seriously. Why do I ask? Fuse. Have you ever heard of the music station Fuse? Well if you haven’t and you’re a Metal Head Your crazy. It’s a station for rock music. Or so I thought. Then the Rap moved in. That drove me nuts. Seriously. Every time I tune into that station No. 1 Countdown id on. Normally I would be all right with the countdown. But noooo today it’s a Hip-Hop genre. I turned it on and almost tore my hair out. I was seeing and hearing some fag named Chingy. What kinda name is that?! I sense Armageddon and I sense it upon us. All rap artists should quit. Just give up and become a simple poor accountant. ‘nuff said.

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I hoped you all thought this was funny. I’ll mess with this when I get bored or ticked off. R&R!