Chapter 7

All right! I’m back and better than ever! I decided to wait until I got some good material for this and well, here it is!

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Why is it that people say that if you are ever lost, that if you follow the North Star, you’ll find your way home? What if you live in the south? Or any other direction for that matter. Shouldn’t they say, if you follow the North Star, you would find your way home, if you live facing north? Now I’m sure one of the reviewies, reviewers, will try to out smart me. Oh all mighty, greatest person on earth, Bob,

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So that’s why they call it the North Star. Damn You Mr. Smart Kid!

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I’m really sick of girls wearing pants that say “Smack This” on the ass. Honestly, do you do this just so you can smack us? Every time a see that I walk up to the girl and, well, you know. Then, she turns around!

“Did you just slap my ass?”

“Yes”

“Why?”

“Because your pants told me to.”

Smack!

Damn you pants making people, damn yooouuuu!

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I just realized that, contrary to Wyrdwolf’s belief’s, Tuesday does have something to describe it, if you are failing Global in WSW high school.

Tuesday: Damn it, after school, mandatory review.

Ha! You see? Perfect.

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I hate when people tell you that it is very rude to use the word gay, because it is dissing other people’s sexuality. Now I would understand that if I didn’t have this theory:

Gay people use the word straight as an insult.

Gay man: You are so straight!

Other gay man:Slaps with purse:

“Ah! My contents!”

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All right, this wasn’t too long and that’s because I wanted you to see the adjustments and tell me whether or not this is worth continuing.